Friend of the show and Everton aficionado Paul McMonnies takes us on a journey through the day of the first league home game at Bramley Moor Doc.

A full squad discuss the two game league season so far, the early cup embarrassments that have already befallen some clubs and Roberto De Zerbi's Marseille madhouse.

We run the rule over the first weekend's fixtures, how our teams did and come to the conclusion that the bottom three could be set already and ask if it is possible to have a six pointer on match day two?

The boys discuss other football podcasts, the upcoming season, which teams are under the most pressure and predictions are made for just about everything.

Liverpool Dave & Leeds Howard get stuck into who is spending what, where and why. Also owners get a mention, those quaint old benefactor fans have long since gone and been replaced with if you're lucky a country and if you're not so lucky, a c**t.

A full squad discusses all things transfer window, Euros, Newcastle & The Championship starts this weekend!

Two of us discuss are Liverpool the new Chelsea? Are defenders exciting signings? Is a bit of squad disruption a good thing? Are Brentford getting relegated? Are you watching the women's Euros?

Two of us get stuck into the world of sports mentalities, club world cup shenanigan's, transfer speculation and of course laugh at Man U and their latest cost cutting measures.