In this bourbon-laced breakdown of blue skies and bold lies, the RBM crew takes to the clouds to unravel one of the most persistent (and poorly debunked) conspiracy theories of our time: chemtrails.

Are we watching harmless condensation—or inhaling government-grade aerosol cocktails? Why does the sky look like a tic-tac-toe board drawn by a drunk wizard? These are the real questions.

From whistleblowers and weaponized weather to billionaire space Barbie flights with suspiciously flawless G-force hair, Chris, Joey, and David grab the whiskey, pop the tinfoil, and dig into the shady science of sky hacking.

What We’re Covering in This Episode:

☁️ Contrails vs Chemtrails – Vapor or venom? Why is the sky spicy?

🧪 Aluminum, Barium & WTF – Monsanto may already own your garden.

🌦️ Owning the Weather by 2025 – It's 2025. The forecast is sus.

🎥 CGI Spaceflights – Was that Katy Perry or a mannequin with Wi-Fi?

🇺🇸 Operation Popeye – Yes, the U.S. tried to drown people with rain.

🥶 Red-Tinted Night Vision – Vietnam pilots saw demons. Totally fine.

🚀 Rods from God – Kinetic space weapons or G.I. Joe fanfiction?

💨 Stratospheric Sass – John Brennan basically admitted it on stage.

🛢️ Barrel Planes – Why does this aircraft look like a Bud Light truck full of poison?

The RBM crew debates geoengineering, government fog machines, and the ethics of space-based sunblocking. Chris has a whistleblower. Joey has questions. David wants fewer clouds and more laser accountability.

Quote of the Episode:
"Just drop the bowling balls from the plane. At least make it fun."

Whether you’re Team Toxic Trails, Team Cloud Coincidence, or just here to laugh at space lasers and Katy Perry lawsuits, this one’s for the sky-curious and the chemically-concerned.

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In this whiskey-fueled expedition into the unknown, we stomp into the thick woods of conspiracy to hunt for one of Earth’s most legendary—and controversial—cryptids: Bigfoot.

Is he a lost primate species, an alien scout, or just a meth head in a ghillie suit? From blurry VHS sightings to interdimensional portals, the RBM boys take off the flannel, put on their tinfoil hats, and go full Squatch mode. We dig into the footprints, shaky cams, suspicious hair samples, and the 10,000+ reports that somehow still haven’t convinced David or Joey that Bigfoot’s real. But Chris? Oh, he believes. And he brought charts.

What We’re Covering in This Episode:

🦶 Trail Cam Trauma – Why are all Bigfoot videos filmed on a toaster from 1996?

🌲 The Missing 411 – Thousands vanish in national forests… coincidence or Squatch snack time?

🧬 Hair Samples & Government Denials – From bears to “unknown primates,” what is science hiding?

👣 The Patterson-Gimlin Film – Legendary footage or a Halloween prank gone viral?

🛸 Alien Apes & Time Rifts – Is Bigfoot part of a cosmic glitch or the universe's biggest hide-and-seek champ?

🎥 Blurry Evidence – Why is Bigfoot always just out of focus? Maybe he is blurry.

🐔 Chicken Feed Crimes – A nine-foot ape broke into a barn and ate 50 lbs of chicken chow. Missouri is not okay.

💩 Bigfoot’s Junk – We ask the real questions: Does Bigfoot have a human dong or a red rocket?

The RBM crew debates blurry videos, lost hikers, and the existence of a dick-shy primate with superhuman senses. Joey calls out hoaxes. David wants real evidence. Chris brings the woo-woo and an unreasonable amount of confidence.

Quote of the Episode:
"If one of these 10,000 videos is real, I win. That’s Bigfoot math, baby."

Whether you’re Team Hoax, Team Hairy Homie, or just here for the chaos, this episode is for the curious, the skeptical, and the cryptid-obsessed.

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In this whiskey-fueled episode, we dig deep—literally—into one of the most iconic and mysterious structures on Earth: the Great Pyramids of Giza. Were they tombs for pharaohs, ancient energy generators, or alien-built planetary stabilizers?

From mainstream theories to mind-bending fringe ideas, the RBM boys go full ancient mysteries mode. We break down the impossible math, granite blocks from 500 miles away, and the mind-blowing precision that even modern tools can’t replicate. Oh, and did we mention the new radar scan that may have just revealed massive spiral shafts leading to something buried 2,100 feet below the pyramids?

What We’re Covering in This Episode:

• Lost Civilizations – Did a hyper-advanced culture build the pyramids before the Egyptians even showed up?
• Aliens & Ancient Gods – Ra, Anubis, and raw power tools—were these “gods” actually extraterrestrials?
• Poured Stone & Laser Cuts – Could the pyramids have been molded into place or sliced with tech we don’t even have now?
• The Great SAR Scan (2024) – A satellite scan claims to show eight massive shafts under the pyramid—are we finally finding the Hall of Records?
• Energy, Chemicals, or Communication? – Were these massive structures part of a planet-wide power grid? A chemical plant? An ancient Wi-Fi router?
• The Ramp Theory Roast – Spoiler alert: we don’t buy it.
• Frank the Time-Traveling T-Rex – What if the dinosaurs invented spaceflight and just dipped? Things get unhinged.

The team wrestles with wild theories, questions mainstream archaeology, and sips bourbon while launching into cosmic possibilities. David thinks the pyramids are darts. Joey wants to know where the gold caps went. Chris brings the Bigfoot energy and the facts.

Quote of the Episode:
"Eight-inch shafts, planetary anchors, and a Gila monster diet plan—this episode has it all."

Whether you're team alien, team ancient humans, or just here for the whiskey, this episode will make you rethink everything you learned in 6th grade history class.

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