Billy starts us off with the All Sports Report - as Ange Postecoglou finds a new home, and Josh Giddey is apparently playing a different sport?

Bernie Vince calls in to tell us about the mood in Adelaide as the Crows try to avoid a straight-sets exit on Friday night, then Toby (good boy!) and Zach battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

JB has had enough of potholes, Billy has some craft off the back of Apple's new iPhone launch, then Herby is in studio with some social media feedback.

Jono Brown calls in from Bris-Vegas as the Lions prepare for a Finals Q-Clasha against the Suns, and Billy has a joke about a horny gorilla to take us out.

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It's ratings day and JB and Billy are extremely up and about. Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report with more details on the UFC event at the White House on Independence Day next year.

AFL newsbreaker Cal Twomey calls in with the latest trade news and rumours on Sam Draper, Marcus Windhager, Zach Merrett and heaps more, then Billy does a deep dive into why our ratings are so high.

Topics Brayshaw wants to know about the stupid rules you've encountered, we've got an enormous event happening on Grand Final Eve Eve, the Wacky World of William looks at the Iowa State Fair's Husband-Calling Competition, and President of the Devon Meadows Panthers calls in as his side hopes to win its first Seniors Grand Final ever this weekend.

Hawthorn's Massimo D'Ambrosio is on the phone after their big win over GWS, and Billy has an Irish joke to finish the show.

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JB is in Perth after calling Freo vs Gold Coast, so Billy takes the reins and kicks us off with the All Sports Report - and there's a new deadlift world record.

Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from the first week of the finals - plus a Tassie Devils coach has been announced.

We want you to pat yourself on the back with Monday Brag Artist, Billy takes us through the lighter side of the weekend's footy, and he has a flashback to 1991 and a day out against the Saints.

Cricket royalty Adam Gilchrist is in Perth with Jim plugging his new Tequila and talking Ashes, then Billy has a joke about a wooden-legged pig to finish us off.

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