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Episode Title: Scoop, There It Is! 🍦🍨

Episode Summary:
It’s getting sweet and a little salty on this week’s School of Mock, as Jon, Sruli, and Dave draft their all-time favorite ice cream flavors! From classic cones to controversial scoops (looking at you, Strawberry Cheesecake), no flavor is safe from mockery.

In his triumphant return, Sruli comes in cold and swinging, ready to shake things up with some mock-tastic takes. Jon makes some bold (bad) moves prompting gasps, groans, and a public bet you won’t want to miss. Meanwhile, Dave is throwing FIRE to melt even his most frozen favorites. PLUS: A listener-submitted question really gums it all up.

Whether you’re team chocolate chunk, minty fresh, or “just give me the cookie dough,” this episode is your perfect summer treat—with extra sprinkles of chaos.

🎧 Grab a spoon and press play. This draft is anything but vanilla.

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

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🚨 2 Minute Mock ALERT 🚨
Sruli’s back and he is NOT holding back 😤

He’s coming for Dave’s food takes
He’s torching Jon’s thoughts 🌿
Oh, and And Asher’s matzah pizza slander? Step away from the 🔥

🎙️ It’s a full-on roast of the “Don’t PASSOVER This One!” episode, and nobody’s walking away unscathed. Buckle up, buttercups — Sruli’s got receipts. 🧾

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

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🔥 Our Passover Hot Takes! | School of Mock Podcast 🎙️

This week on The School of Mock, special guest mocker Asher Dworetsky steps in for Sruli and delivers some scorching (and questionable) Passover hot takes! 🤯🔥

💬 Is Matza Pizza a fraud?
🚫 Why does Jon have a personal vendetta against feathers?
🥥 And what’s with Dave’s bizarre obsession with coconut marshmallows?!

From the Seder table to your podcast feed, we’re diving deep into the traditions, foods, and mishagas that make Passover the ultimate holiday for hot takes. Tune in for laughs, debates, and the kind of opinions that might just get you uninvited from next year’s Seder. 🍷✡️

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

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🎤 It’s time for the 2 Minute Mock! 🎤

In this week’s rapid-fire roast, Jon takes aim at Sruli’s #1 pick from last week’s Childhood Myths (Mostly) Debunked episode. Was it genius or completely ridiculous? Jon's got thoughts... and he's not holding back! 🔥😂

⚡ Watch, laugh, and let us know—did Sruli deserve this mockery? Or is Jon just salty? 🧂🤣

Stay tunes for more episodes from The School of Mock Podcast... and more 2 Minute Mocks!

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

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Were you told that swallowing gum means it stays in your stomach for seven years? Or that sitting too close to the TV would ruin your eyesight? In this hilarious episode of The School of Mock, Jon, Sruli, and Dave dive into the childhood myths we all believed—and the shocking (and often embarrassing) moments we realized they weren’t true. Whether it was something our parents told us or just something we somehow convinced ourselves was real, the guys break it all down with their signature mock draft style.

PLUS: Dave doesn't actually believe a watermelon can grow in your stomach... right...?

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

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Heroes in a Half Mock

This episode is more than meets the MOCK!

It’s wabbit season! it’s draft season! It’s time for the guys to roll out their all-time favorite cartoons! But as always, things go off the rails faster than a certain four shell-kicking heroes scarfing down pizza.

Some picks are genius. Evil genius. And some will make you wonder, “Oh my God, what were they thinking?!”

PLUS: Let’s just say the theme song singing is... ruh roh!

So grab your Acme-certified headphones, tune in, and let us know—who picked the ultimate cartoon lineup, and who should say "D'oh!"

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

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Episode 10: The Game of Mock 🎲♟️🎧

It’s game night at the School of Mock, and the guys are rolling the dice on their favorite board games! In this episode, Dave, Sruli, and Jon mock draft their favorite games—arguing over classics, hidden gems, and the ones that may end in broken bones. Will Monopoly go #1 overall? Does anyone actually know the rules to Risk? Does Sruli actually draft a game he's never played? And why did we instantly regret back to back picks?

Tune in for hot takes, hilarious debates, and some truly questionable picks in The Game of Mock!

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

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In this bubbly episode of School of Mock, the wedive into one of the fizziest debates of all time: is it soda or pop? (also known as Dave and Sruli Vs. Jon)🥤 Join the guys as they sip, savor, and scrutinize their top 5 favorite carbonated drinks. From the timeless appeal of cola and root beer to... Tropical Fantasy?!?! Grab your favorite fizzy drink and tune in to find out which sodas (or pops) make the cut and why!

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.

Follow us on Instagram: @SchoolOfMock

Would you like to join us in the show as a guest mocker? Do you have a great topic to get mocked? Email us at SchoolOfMockPod@gmail.com.