The military is full of advice, some of it life-changing… and some of it absolutely useless.

In this episode, we break down the worst military advice service members were ever given, the kind that was meant to be helpful but only made things harder, more confusing, or straight-up hilarious. From bad career guidance and leadership “wisdom” to barracks myths and field-proven nonsense, we cover the advice that didn’t age well.

Veterans and current service members share the tips they followed once and never again. Expect real stories, honest laughs, and plenty of “why did anyone think that was a good idea?” moments that every branch can relate to.

If you’ve ever been told “trust the process” with no explanation, or followed advice that made things worse instead of better, this episode will feel way too familiar.

Every unit has that moment when someone says something with absolute confidence… and it’s completely wrong.

In this episode, we’re breaking down the most confidently incorrect statements ever heard in uniform, from bad gear advice and wild regulations to leadership myths, barracks science, and “trust me, I’ve been in for years” logic that didn’t survive a Google search.

Veterans and current service members share the quotes that made them pause, look around, and wonder how nobody questioned it sooner. It’s a mix of military humor, shared experiences, and the kind of moments that make you laugh long after you hang up the uniform.

If you’ve ever heard someone double down on being wrong, with rank to back it up, this episode is for you.

If you served, there are certain things your drill sergeant or instructor said that you never actually forgot; they just live rent-free in your head forever.

In this episode, we break down the most unforgettable drill sergeant phrases from boot camp and initial training — the ones that still pop into your brain during workouts, stressful days, or anytime someone says “hurry up.” From motivational one-liners to brutally honest corrections, these quotes shaped how many of us think, move, and lead long after graduation day.

Veterans and current service members share the sayings that stuck with them the most, whether they made you laugh, lock it up, or question every life choice you made on the bus to basic. It’s a mix of real military experience, shared trauma-bond humor, and lessons that somehow still apply years later.

If you’ve ever caught yourself repeating a drill sergeant phrase in civilian life… this episode will hit home.