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    Home
    Sep 3 2025
    To find a safe place to study their prize, Raylan returns to the last place he ever wanted to be: his childhood home. The reunion with his cold, calculating father is as hostile as he feared, forcing Rebecca to step in as his unexpected and ferocious defender.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

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    Intimidated that you're dozens of episodes behind and afraid to start listening? Don't be. Here's a handy Listener's Guide that let's you know spots where you can start listening further in the story.

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    Interested in the development of the complex story and want to know how writer Jake Kerr puts it together every week? Want an ad-free experience? Subscribe to his Patreon. Love world building? Want ongoing updates? Free members get ongoing story updates with interesting reference material about the guild hierarchy, geography, and history.

    Free Patreon members also receive copies of the first Thieves Guild ebook. The next book will be released in 2025 and Patreon members will also receive that book (and all subsequent books!) for free, too. Want to go directly to get your free books? Click here.

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    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

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    Grab some Thieves Guild merch!
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    Check out all of our drama podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane
    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane

    Thursday
    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday

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    Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
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    11 min
  • Preparations

    Preparations
    Sep 2 2025
    The quest for Pietro's memories begins not with a journey, but with a series of debates. Kray must first convince his own skeptical lieutenants of the mission's true, world-altering importance, and then decide on a dangerous strategy: to travel not as warriors, but as harmless scholars.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

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    Intimidated that you're dozens of episodes behind and afraid to start listening? Don't be. Here's a handy Listener's Guide that let's you know spots where you can start listening further in the story.

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    Interested in the development of the complex story and want to know how writer Jake Kerr puts it together every week? Want an ad-free experience? Subscribe to his Patreon. Love world building? Want ongoing updates? Free members get ongoing story updates with interesting reference material about the guild hierarchy, geography, and history.

    Free Patreon members also receive copies of the first Thieves Guild ebook. The next book will be released in 2025 and Patreon members will also receive that book (and all subsequent books!) for free, too. Want to go directly to get your free books? Click here.

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    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

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    Grab some Thieves Guild merch!
    https://store.podcastalchemy.studio

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    Check out all of our drama podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane
    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane

    Thursday
    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday

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    Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
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    8 min
  • Introducing The Scum Kings

    Introducing The Scum Kings
    Sep 1 2025
    This is a special bonus episode of The Thieves Guild, showcasing the grimdark fantasy audiodrama, The Scum Kings.

    Meet the Scum Kings! A dysfunctional band of bottom-feeding marauders led by the ruthless Dray. They are NOT clever masterminds or noble rebels. They are a pack of beaten dogs, driven by hunger and greed. Whose every attempt at villainy seems to end in fresh wounds and humiliating failure.
    They are the fever in a sick world, a symptom of the rot.

    The Scum Kings is a daily, short-form, serial grimdark fantasy audio drama told from the perspective of their captain. Each 10-15 minute episode is a ground-level chronicle of survival, following the crew through their desperate heists, ugly victories, and insane gambles.Check out the description for links to subscribe or for more information. But for now, let's immerse ourselves in the scum.

    Defeated. Desperate. Driven.

    Subscribe to The Scum Kings here!
    Find out more about The Scum Kings here!
    Visit Signal Box Studios here!

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    Check out all of our drama podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane
    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane

    Thursday
    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday

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    Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
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    11 min
  • Memories

    Memories
    Sep 1 2025
    A quiet meal turns into a history-altering moment. When Raef casually mentions a detail from Ralan's imprisonment, the dwarven Loremaster Kray realizes the impossible: Pietro's lost memories may not be lost after all, but written down in a secret library in Gaotteland.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

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    Intimidated that you're dozens of episodes behind and afraid to start listening? Don't be. Here's a handy Listener's Guide that let's you know spots where you can start listening further in the story.

    ---

    Interested in the development of the complex story and want to know how writer Jake Kerr puts it together every week? Want an ad-free experience? Subscribe to his Patreon. Love world building? Want ongoing updates? Free members get ongoing story updates with interesting reference material about the guild hierarchy, geography, and history.

    Free Patreon members also receive copies of the first Thieves Guild ebook. The next book will be released in 2025 and Patreon members will also receive that book (and all subsequent books!) for free, too. Want to go directly to get your free books? Click here.

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ----

    Grab some Thieves Guild merch!
    https://store.podcastalchemy.studio

    ---

    Check out all of our drama podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane
    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane

    Thursday
    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday

    ----

    Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
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    7 min
  • The Weight of White

    The Weight of White
    Aug 29 2025
    The weight of the white tunic is heavy. The new Knight Guildmaster, Quinto, must clean up the mess left by Saxe. In a strategic meeting, he finds a cunning way to exile his internal enemies and charts a secure path to meet his most important ally, Polo.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

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    Intimidated that you're dozens of episodes behind and afraid to start listening? Don't be. Here's a handy Listener's Guide that let's you know spots where you can start listening further in the story.

    ---

    Interested in the development of the complex story and want to know how writer Jake Kerr puts it together every week? Want an ad-free experience? Subscribe to his Patreon. Love world building? Want ongoing updates? Free members get ongoing story updates with interesting reference material about the guild hierarchy, geography, and history.

    Free Patreon members also receive copies of the first Thieves Guild ebook. The next book will be released in 2025 and Patreon members will also receive that book (and all subsequent books!) for free, too. Want to go directly to get your free books? Click here.

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ----

    Grab some Thieves Guild merch!
    https://store.podcastalchemy.studio

    ---

    Check out all of our drama podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane
    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane

    Thursday
    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday

    ----

    Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
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    7 min
  • The Ageless One

    The Ageless One
    Aug 28 2025
    Prosper is a puzzle. He remembers facts but not feelings, and the name of his lost love means nothing. But when asked about the "Tower of the Wizards," a new, ancient personality emerges with a chilling secret before vanishing again, leaving Darla with more questions than answers..

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

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    Intimidated that you're dozens of episodes behind and afraid to start listening? Don't be. Here's a handy Listener's Guide that let's you know spots where you can start listening further in the story.

    ---

    Interested in the development of the complex story and want to know how writer Jake Kerr puts it together every week? Want an ad-free experience? Subscribe to his Patreon. Love world building? Want ongoing updates? Free members get ongoing story updates with interesting reference material about the guild hierarchy, geography, and history.

    Free Patreon members also receive copies of the first Thieves Guild ebook. The next book will be released in 2025 and Patreon members will also receive that book (and all subsequent books!) for free, too. Want to go directly to get your free books? Click here.

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ----

    Grab some Thieves Guild merch!
    https://store.podcastalchemy.studio

    ---

    Check out all of our drama podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane
    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane

    Thursday
    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday

    ----

    Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
    Voir plus Voir moins
    6 min
  • A Needless Distraction

    A Needless Distraction
    Aug 27 2025
    Rogers, the pragmatic new leader of the Thieves Guild, finally meets the travelers from the mountain. He seeks actionable intelligence but receives an unbelievable tale of magic and memory loss. When Prosper calls the Thieves Tower the home of the wizards, Rogers dismisses the pair as mad, unable to see the truth.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    ---

    Intimidated that you're dozens of episodes behind and afraid to start listening? Don't be. Here's a handy Listener's Guide that let's you know spots where you can start listening further in the story.

    ---

    Interested in the development of the complex story and want to know how writer Jake Kerr puts it together every week? Want an ad-free experience? Subscribe to his Patreon. Love world building? Want ongoing updates? Free members get ongoing story updates with interesting reference material about the guild hierarchy, geography, and history.

    Free Patreon members also receive copies of the first Thieves Guild ebook. The next book will be released in 2025 and Patreon members will also receive that book (and all subsequent books!) for free, too. Want to go directly to get your free books? Click here.

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ----

    Grab some Thieves Guild merch!
    https://store.podcastalchemy.studio

    ---

    Check out all of our drama podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane
    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane

    Thursday
    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday

    ----

    Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
    Voir plus Voir moins
    8 min
  • An Angry Exit

    An Angry Exit
    Aug 26 2025
    The rescue has failed. After a final, frustrating conversation with a resolute Alard, Vesper and Mayla fight their way out of Harvest House. While Mayla considers their options, Vesper's rage has given him a singular, chilling purpose: he's going to pay a visit to the new Guildmaster Merchant, Karch.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

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    Intimidated that you're dozens of episodes behind and afraid to start listening? Don't be. Here's a handy Listener's Guide that let's you know spots where you can start listening further in the story.

    ---

    Interested in the development of the complex story and want to know how writer Jake Kerr puts it together every week? Want an ad-free experience? Subscribe to his Patreon. Love world building? Want ongoing updates? Free members get ongoing story updates with interesting reference material about the guild hierarchy, geography, and history.

    Free Patreon members also receive copies of the first Thieves Guild ebook. The next book will be released in 2025 and Patreon members will also receive that book (and all subsequent books!) for free, too. Want to go directly to get your free books? Click here.

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ----

    Grab some Thieves Guild merch!
    https://store.podcastalchemy.studio

    ---

    Check out all of our drama podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane
    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane

    Thursday
    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.
    https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday

    ----

    Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
    Voir plus Voir moins
    7 min