[00:30–05:00] Vacation Plans & Beach Debate

Chris and Matt open with vacation talk. Matt hates beaches, preferring porch beers with friends, while Chris loves relaxing by the ocean listening to podcasts or audiobooks.

[05:01–07:50] ‘The Traitors’ Binge & Spoilers

Chris rants about spoiling season two of The Traitors after using AI to find cast lists. They compare seasons, laugh at Christian’s obvious traitor behavior, and praise Kate’s late-season redemption.

[07:51–11:30] Reality TV Talk – Future Seasons & Celebrity Casts

They discuss the season four cast, including Donna Kelsey, Ron Funches, Tara Lipinski, and Michael Rapoport. Both debate the move to celebrity-heavy casts and recall favorite moments from earlier seasons.

[11:31–15:49] Kate, Phaedra & Reality Crossovers

Matt calls Phaedra Parks one of the best traitors, while Chris praises Kate’s chaotic gameplay. They talk about blending regular contestants with celebrities like Deontay Wilder.

[15:50–19:05] Stars on Mars & Wild Casting Choices

Chris recalls Stars on Mars and its eccentric cast—Marshawn Lynch, Ronda Rousey, Ariel Winter, Paul Pierce, and Lance Armstrong. Matt jokes about Ariel confusing Lance with Neil Armstrong.

[19:06–23:49] Phillies Trade Deadline Talk

The MLB trade deadline takes center stage. The Phillies, at +850 World Series odds per oddsmakers, remain inconsistent. Chris suggests trading prospects for Steven Kwan and Emmanuel Clase, while Matt says the team must go all-in during Harper’s prime.

[23:50–27:30] David Robertson Signing Debate

The Phillies’ signing of 45-year-old David Robertson sparks skepticism. Chris reviews his ERA history, and Matt laughs comparing his salary to Robertson’s $6.2M pro-rated deal.

[27:31–30:49] Dodgers Dominance & MLB Salary Cap Debate

They debate baseball’s lack of a salary cap, criticizing the Dodgers’ spending power and Shohei Ohtani’s massive deferred deal. Chris contrasts MLB’s parity issues with other pro sports.

[30:50–35:00] Phillies Window with Harper & Turner

With Harper nearing 33, both agree the Phillies must win now. Trey Turner’s .288 average earns Matt’s praise, though Chris says it’s “fine” compared to his past production.

[35:01–END] PGA 3M Open Picks & Longshot Bets

They wrap with golf odds from oddsmakers. Sam Burns (+1600) tops favorites, while Wyndham Clark is +2500. Matt recommends Akshay Bhatia (+3500) and jokes about risking $10K on Anders Albertson (+250,000) for a $25M payday.

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[00:30–04:30] Early Recording & Joel Embiid ESPN Profile

Chris and Matt open with diving into ESPN’s long-form Joel Embiid feature. Chris finds it revealing, showing Embiid as quiet and misunderstood. They discuss Embiid’s mixed legacy, contrasting current player rankings with his all-time placement.

[04:31–07:00] Knicks Coaching Hire & Whelming Reactions

The Knicks’ hiring of Mike Brown sparks debate. Chris calls it “whelming,” neither exciting nor disappointing.

[07:01–09:00] Donkey Kong Bananza & NCAA Football 26'

Chris excitedly previews Nintendo Switch 2’s Donkey Kong Bonanza, while Matt vents about NCAA Football’s tedious dynasty recruiting.

[09:01–12:30] Road to Glory Mode & Simulated Drills

Chris shares his experience climbing depth charts as a four-star QB, while Matt complains about starting as a backup and being forced into GPA management.

[12:31–17:31] Sneaker Releases: LeBron 21 & Stewie 4 Harry Potters

They shift to sneakers, highlighting the LeBron 21 Prime 93 ($210) and Stewie 4 Harry Potters.

[17:31–20:00] NBA Odds & Sixers Frustration

Kelly Oubre sits at +4000 for Sixth Man of the Year. Chris and Matt discuss Sixers injuries, Paul George’s underwhelming stint, and Tyrese Maxey’s New Balance shoes. Matt laments that Philly stars are signed to “uncool” brands.

[20:01–23:00] Fast Food Rankings & McDonald’s Snack Wraps

Matt celebrates McDonald’s snack wrap returning, while Chris admits he prefers Chick-fil-A or Wendy’s.

[23:01–26:30] Movie Talk: Sinners

Chris praises the HBO Max thriller Sinners starring Michael B. Jordan.

[26:31–29:30] House of the Dragon Catch-Up

Matt resumes House of the Dragon but struggles to keep track of characters and time jumps. Chris recommends quick YouTube recaps, which Matt refuses to watch.

[29:31–32:00] Harry Potter Reboot Casting

They discuss HBO’s upcoming Harry Potter reboot. Chris feels the new cast looks too young compared to the original films, while Matt jokes about actors aging like How I Met Your Mother.

[32:01–35:30] MLB All-Star Game & Kyle Schwarber MVP Debate

Matt questions awarding Kyle Schwarber MVP for a derby-style finish but admits Schwarber deserves praise. They discuss the Phillies' offseason challenges with Schwarber, Realmuto, and Ranger Suárez entering free agency.

[35:31–38:00] Phillies Trade Deadline & Win-Now Moves

Chris floats a trade idea for Steven Kwan and Emmanuel Clase, even if it means giving up top prospects like Andrew Painter. Matt supports an all-in approach, citing Bryce Harper’s prime years.

[38:01–41:00] Golf Controversy: Wyndham Clark’s Ban

The hosts slam Wyndham Clark for damaging a 100-year-old Oakmont locker without offering to pay for repairs.

[41:01–END] The Open Championship & Sportsbook Picks

Scottie Scheffler (+600), Rory McIlroy, Jon Rahm, and Bryson DeChambeau lead the favorites. Matt recommends betting Justin Rose for a top-10 finish (+5500 outright) and jokes about a “Hoagie Fest” bet on Tom Hoge (+30000).

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[00:30–04:00] AC Debates & Heat Survival Tactics

Chris and Matt open the episode with a passionate discussion about air conditioning settings in cars.

[04:01–10:30] Bees, Wasps, and Sting Rankings

Their conversation takes a turn to stinging insects. Chris defends bees as productive members of nature, while Matt bashes wasps and hornets.

[10:31–13:00] TV Talk: Reacher, Bad Accents & Character Annoyances

Matt praises season 3 of Reacher but criticizes a character’s fake Boston accent, especially a moment where Tom Brady is called a traitor. Chris reveals the actor is British and a black belt in Taekwondo.

[13:01–15:30] Streaming Finds: Sneaky Pete & Alan Ritchson Roles

They discuss Amazon’s Sneaky Pete, which Matt just started despite it being canceled in 2019.

[15:31–18:30] Scrubs Revival Reactions

Big news breaks: Scrubs is officially returning with the original cast. Matt is cautiously excited, expecting a watered-down ABC version.

[18:31–21:00] Streaming vs. Cable & Platform Overload

Chris and Matt talk about cutting the cord, switching to YouTube TV, and the explosion of streaming platforms. They mock how cord-cutting ended up costing just as much as traditional cable, thanks to services like Peacock, HBO Max, Hulu, and more.

[21:01–23:00] Superman Casting & Philly Pride

They discuss the new Superman movie and its lead, David Corenswet, who is from Philadelphia.

[23:01–27:00] Golf Talk: Lost Range Finders, Expensive Drivers & Club Preferences

Matt laments losing his golf range finder and how replacements can cost hundreds. They dive deep into golf club specs, shaft flex, driver technology, and their preferred brand—TaylorMade.

[27:01–30:30] Topgolf Rants & Driving Range Etiquette

They criticize people who bring full club sets to Topgolf, calling it overkill.

[30:31–34:00] Golf Tech & Caddie Culture

Chris is shocked to learn about GPS-enabled golf carts. Matt explains differences in course amenities and the cost of caddies—up to $140 per bag carried. They joke about career caddies, summer golf grinds, and physical exhaustion from carrying heavy bags.

[34:01–37:00] Sportsbook Props: Dog Surfing & Elon Musk Bets

They explore sportsbook’s novelty bets, including the World Dog Surfing Championship. Names like Cacao, Sugar, and Tsunami Suki lead the odds. Both are amused by the idea of commentating the event and dream about becoming the official announcers.

[37:01–41:00] Longboards, Surfing, and Physical Limits

Matt recalls riding his longboard down the Jersey Shore but says he’s too old now.

[41:01–43:00] 100 Humans vs. a Silverback Gorilla Debate

A sportsbook prop bet sparks the age-old internet debate: could 100 humans beat one silverback gorilla?

[43:01–46:00] Kobe Releases, Sneaker Rants & Nike Oversaturation

Chris and Matt discuss the upcoming Kobe “Total Orange” release and dislike the popular “Shattered Backboard” Jordan cleats. They also cover Caitlin Clark’s upcoming shoes and critique Nike’s recent Kobe product flood, saying it dilutes the brand’s mystique.

[46:01–End] Sabrina 3s, Kobe Knockoffs & Wrap-Up

They wrap with praise for the new Sabrina 3s, comparing them to Kobes in design. Chris notes their popularity among NBA players and jokes that Nike’s releasing every Kobe-inspired item imaginable—from shirts and pants to basketballs.

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