A caller tries to find a macho man to peg, a caller tells his journey of quitting alcohol, a caller combats a yeast infection, and we read viewer mail.

You are 73rd in line. I am a gecko.

Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada

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A caller reflects on his life as a janitor and DIY rocker in Utah, a caller struggles to quit looking at his ex-girlfriend's Onlyfans, and a psychology student and I ponder the many versions of ourselves we must invoke to navigate life.

Don’t take more than 40 napkins. I am a gecko.

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A caller is frustrated with her boyfriend’s sexual performance, a caller’s mom goes missing after cheating on his dad, a caller gives me an analogy that I will think about forever, and a final caller is plagued by mice.

It is time to look at a bug. I am a gecko.

Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada

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GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

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A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in the vet industry, and a final caller misses the trauma of his marching band experience.

Breakfast is not included. I am a gecko.

Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada

GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

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A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller fears they’re a mean person, and a final caller tries to find me.

The ghost of Franz Kafka is at the door. I am a gecko.

Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada

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FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

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We speak with two extremely wholesome theater enthusiasts in a Buc-ees parking lot about their post-show-depression, a caller notices she’s dating men that look like her ex, and I read some viewer mail again. I like reading viewer mail. Send me some at therapygeckomail@gmail.com

Don’t open that can. I am a gecko.

Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada

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FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

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A caller's changes turns his life around after stabbing himself, a caller tries to avoid PDA, and I read some viewer mail.

I am the captain now. I am a gecko.

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FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

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A caller explains how his fart fetish has affected his dating life, a caller shares stories from his life as a bouncer, and I read some viewer mail.

It is time to do karaoke with a rock. I am a gecko.

Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.

GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.