Épisodes

  • Censorship, Sex Toys, and Shots
    Sep 18 2025

    The conversation takes a sharp turn from sex toys to censorship when we react to the news of Jimmy Kimmel's show being "paused." We dive headfirst into a heated debate about free speech, corporate cowardice, the weaponization of the FCC, and the terrifying parallels to the Joe McCarthy era. It's a raw, unfiltered, and pissed-off look at the state of American media.

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    1 h et 41 min
  • Government Secrets, Political Violence, and Ancient Mysteries | Ep. 187
    Sep 12 2025

    On this episode of Two Dicks in a Bar, we're tackling the big questions. What are UAPs (UFOs) and why is the government really keeping them secret? We analyze the political landscape following a major news event and discuss the violent rhetoric plaguing the nation. Then, we shift gears to explore fascinating theories about advanced ancient civilizations that challenge everything we know about history. All this, plus tangents on disc golf failures, concert experiences, and the wild stories of Edgar Cayce. Tune in for a thought-provoking and hilarious deep dive.

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    1 h et 45 min
  • Chlorophyll, Coral Springs, and Catheter Bars
    Sep 4 2025

    No topics are off the table, hilarious, unscripted, and unhinged. The Dicks tackle the three essential male needs, the horrors of dating in your 50s, and the logistics of using the “lemonade pitcher” to avoid getting out of bed to pee. Grab a beer and belly up to the bar.

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    1 h et 16 min
  • Comets, canals, and comic…timing?
    Aug 28 2025

    Join the Dicks, and their guest Angel, as the conversation spirals from the personal knowledge of a gruesome Florida man murderer to the torture of peeps in a microwave. Get ready to be schooled about country vs. the city living, the political correctness of the word “secretary”, and the superiority of Publix. Get ready for some hot chip horror stories, a flurry of dad jokes and heated debates Concerning UFOs vs UAPs… This episode has everything you’ve come to expect from Two Dicks in a Bar! Buckle up!,

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    1 h et 28 min
  • Porn, Politics, and Pig Farms: the Barroom Chronicles
    Aug 21 2025

    The Dick’s deliver another round of unhinged conversation featuring 80s porn stars, political redistricting, and ethical dog killing. Be ready for raunchy humor, crude humor, and tales of salsa – throwing road rage.

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    1 h et 19 min
  • Butt chugging, Mike’s medical misadventures, and canceling the constitution. Strap in!!!
    Aug 14 2025

    The Dicks go full circle! Take a guess, does the circle concern; micro-perforations in Mike’s colon, butt chugging inebriates, or gluten free breadsticks? We"re happy to have Mike back, and have a weighty conversation on spicy chips. Welcome!

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    1 h et 20 min
  • Two Dicks in a bar: Shower temperatures, Rollerblades, and Bacon, the meaning of life.
    Aug 7 2025

    After giving a shout out to Mike from the casino, the Dick’s discuss rollerskating crushes, Dungeons and Dragons, and Trump‘s latest labor drama (they don’t even mention the Epstein files). Get ready to hear about rage rooms, superior vices, and whether dogs or cats would save babies from land mines.

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    1 h et 26 min
  • Deodorant, D&D, and Dubious Debates. That’s a lot of Double D’s.
    Jul 31 2025

    Join the Dicks as the careen from debunking the moon landing conspiracies to debating the merits of $80 laundry detergent. This episode features unfiltered takes on everything from Dungeons & Dragons to the fact that furries are just mascots with benefits.

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    1 h et 24 min