Have you ever wished there was a school for airplane passengers? Well, class is in session! In this episode, we're diving headfirst into the do’s and don’ts of airplane etiquette, straight from the galley to your ears. From overhead bin blunders to bare feet horror stories, we’re breaking down everything that makes us cringe—and laugh—when flying the friendly skies. And yes, we’ve got thoughts on your speakerphone convos and tuna sandwiches too.

We’re sharing real listener stories, our own in-flight drama, and hilarious personal experiences that highlight the bizarre (and sometimes brilliant) behavior we see onboard. If you’ve ever flown—or plan to—you won’t want to miss this crash course in sky manners. Bonus: You might just walk away knowing the true rules of the armrest game.

Episode Highlights:

[0:39] We kick off class—welcome to the school of airplane etiquette.
[1:26] Rich shares a passenger meltdown over a tight connection... and poor decision-making.
[4:58] Andrew's “everything went wrong” trip, complete with delays, storms, and missed trains.
[9:04] We react to your listener-submitted etiquette gripes—starting with bare feet on bulkheads.
[10:50] Armrest rules, manspreading, and who controls the window shade—welcome to Sky Law.
[14:44] Speakerphone sagas, juicy convos, and when it's okay (maybe) to listen in.
[17:01] PSA: Stop yanking seatbacks to stand up—your seatmate’s neck will thank you.
[18:04] The overhead bin shuffle—get what you need before sitting down!
[19:25] Safety demo respect, headphone etiquette, and who deserves your “thank you.”
[22:02] Don’t poke the flight attendant... or touch us anywhere else either.
[23:06] The great overhead bin debate—move my bag? Drew says yes. Rich says... ask first.
[26:24] The etiquette of bathroom use—just don’t. Unless you must. Then spritz, please.
[28:01] Whispered convos, stinky food, and should you snore?
[29:26] Lavatory habits and tray table horror stories—we see (and smell) it all.
[33:29] The myth of “your” overhead bin and how to stop the tantrums.
[34:39] Don’t run to the front. Stay seated. The airplane is not a race track.
[36:30] Diaper duty belongs in the lav—not on the tray table.
[37:29] Galley Gossip: Eli’s panicked passenger and the mysterious “engine smoke.”

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Jet lag—it’s that relentless travel companion we never asked for but always seem to bring along. In this episode, we’re unpacking the reality of jet lag from the flight attendant perspective: what works, what totally doesn’t, and the hilarious and horrifying travel stories we’ve collected along the way. Whether you’re someone who swears by strategic napping or you’re just trying to make it to the Airbnb without puking into a canal (hi, Amsterdam), this one’s for you.

We’re also diving into TikTok travel trends, influencer airport fails, and the magic of “cart chemistry” on long-haul flights. Plus, we’re dishing out the best jet lag tips we’ve got—from hydration hacks to buffer day brilliance—and, of course, sharing one outrageous galley gossip tale involving a mystery mouse. Grab your melatonin (or maybe don’t), and buckle up for a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud episode that proves no one is immune to the jet lag struggle.

Episode Highlights:

[0:21] – That burning passenger question: “How do you deal with jet lag?”
[1:25] – Drew gets randomly selected at TSA and has thoughts on viral TikTok trends (spoiler: they’re not cute)
[4:24] – Airport train TikTok chaos: SEPTA isn’t here for your influencer moment
[5:48] – Meet "cart chemistry": when your inflight service partner is your soul twin
[7:28] – Amsterdam anniversary trip: jet lag + weak stomach = canal drama
[11:55] – Portugal panic: no sleep + no public bathrooms = street meltdown
[15:12] – Rich’s Mrs. Doubtfire nap: the Christmas show he totally slept through
[16:29] – The food trick that saved us: bringing your own sandwich
[18:56] – Shoutout to StaffTraveler: how we survive the non-rev chaos
[22:07] – Why grace and buffer days save our relationship (and our sanity)
[25:50] – Sleep aids? Not for us. We’ll take strategic naps and caffeine instead
[28:46] – Move your body? Sure—but not in the aisle, please
[30:34] – Bali belly defeated: probiotics, prep time, and a 24-hour nap win
[31:15] – Best advice ever? Always plan a buffer day
[31:55] – Galley Gossip: a passenger tries to smuggle a mouse onto a plane. Yes, really.
[34:49] – Big thanks to our Patreon senior mamas—your support means the world
[36:13] – Sponsor shoutout: StaffTraveler—because non-rev needs a little help sometimes

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In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into one of the biggest debates in the airline world: regional versus mainline flying. Rich has always flown mainline, while Drew brings a ton of insight from his years working at a regional airline. So we’re unpacking the real differences in schedules, pay, camaraderie, catering (or lack thereof), and what it truly means to fly solo on a 50-seater.

Whether you're in the industry, considering becoming a flight attendant, or just a curious traveler, this episode is packed with behind-the-scenes perspectives and brutally honest takes on the pros, cons, and culture of both worlds. Plus, we’ve got a cringe-worthy galley gossip story that will make you rethink in-flight proposals forever.

Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Kicking things off with flight attendant mood swings and summer flying chaos
[4:05] Intro to today’s topic: the battle of regional vs. mainline
[5:41] Drew breaks down what regional flying actually is—and how he stumbled into it
[6:38] Flying solo: what it's really like to be the only flight attendant on board
[10:13] The boarding pay debate and why regional FAs work way harder than they get credit for
[13:24] DIY catering horror stories and building your own galley mid-flight
[16:19] Mainline arrogance: why we need to stop looking down on regional crews
[18:41] Seniority, choices, and finding the right airline “fit” for you
[20:18] Why transferring airlines isn’t just a quick hop—it’s a full restart
[23:25] Losing the camaraderie: how the industry has changed
[26:19] Respecting everyone’s path in aviation—there is no one-size-fits-all
[28:00] Travel benefits explained: how they differ between regionals and mainline
[30:23] StaffTraveler shoutout and how it’s saved our non-rev lives
[31:12] Galley Gossip: an in-flight proposal gone terribly, hilariously wrong
[34:19] How to support us on Patreon and what’s coming next!

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