Rebecca and Marilyn return… slightly sticky from last week’s hot chocolate choir incident, but otherwise ready to talk football again.

In this episode, the duo squeeze in a quick dash through the midweek results, before diving into the weekend’s main drama — including Villa’s last-gasp winner against Arsenal, Sunderland’s heroic but unsuccessful scrap at City, and Liverpool accidentally starring in another Elland Road musical.

There’s the usual VAR grumbling, and disbelief at Burnley’s ongoing misery.

Then it’s over to Statisha, the only AI with both confidence and a losing record, as she picks apart her very mixed weekend predictions… before delivering her latest forecasts for Gameweek 16 with all the smugness of a robot who has never played football in her life.

Expect silliness, football tangents, festive nonsense, and two hosts who are absolutely not ready for the Tyne–Wear derby this weekend.

Key Themes:

• Quick-fire midweek roundup
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• Dramatic weekend matches
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• Arsenal stumble, Villa surge
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• Liverpool chaos (again)
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• Burnley misery bingo
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• The Tyne–Wear derby returns
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• Statisha’s prediction review + Gameweek 16 picks
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• Light-hearted silliness all the way through

Marilyn and Rebecca, fully committed to another round of Premier League chaos. This week, they dive into a wild set of weekend results — from late drama at the Etihad to Sunderland’s incredible home comeback — all sprinkled with their trademark silliness and non-football tangents.

With a rare double feature for our resident AI predictor, Statisha reviews how her weekend and midweek predictions fared (spoiler: she’s blaming “human unpredictability” again) before unveiling her fresh picks for the upcoming fixtures. No long intros, no tactical jargon — just fun, football, and a few festive mishaps.

Expect laughter, questionable logic, VAR moaning, and a surprising amount of Christmas-related nonsense… or as we call it: a normal episode of Two Left Feet.

Key Themes:

• Weekend breakdown
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• Statisha’s prediction review and fresh picks
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• Festive chaos and studio silliness
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• Accessible, light-hearted football chat

Marilyn and Rebecca are back — slightly disorganised, definitely over-caffeinated, and trying their best to remember how microphones work after two weeks off. The Premier League returned with a bang, and so did the chaos.

From Forest stunning Liverpool at Anfield to Arsenal dismantling Spurs in a one-sided derby, the weekend delivered drama in bulk. There’s laughter, confusion, and a few questionable tangents as the duo work their way through every twist of Gameweek Twelve.

And yes — Statisha is back too, armed with a fresh batch of predictions after her international break “recalibration”. Whether that calibration worked remains… unclear. She reviews her Gameweek Eleven performance before unveiling her next set of fearless (and probably doomed) predictions.

Expect silliness, football, side-tracked conversations, and at least one moment where someone forgets the scoreline mid-sentence.

Key Themes:

• Gameweek 12 review

• Rebecca and Marilyn’s long-break mischief

• How AI handles football predictions

• Chaos, VAR confusion, and surprise results

• Silly studio stories and warm humour throughout