Marilyn and Rebecca return for the first Two Left Feet of the year after a long festive break — and a lot has happened while they were away. With Christmas decorations barely packed up, they dive into a whistle-stop round-up of the last few weeks of Premier League drama.

There’s managerial mayhem at Chelsea and Manchester United, a title race that’s starting to take shape, and a relegation scrap that’s getting messier by the week. Arsenal are setting the pace, Villa refuse to go away quietly, and the bottom of the table looks like a game of musical chairs — just with fewer chairs every week.

It’s also the end of an experiment, as the show says goodbye to AI predictions and focuses firmly back on football, fun, and friendly nonsense. Expect clear explanations, silly comparisons, and the usual mix of insight and chaos — perfect for listeners who love football but don’t take it too seriously.

Key Themes:

• Festive football catch-up
• Managerial departures and off-pitch chaos
• The title race begins to stretch out
• Relegation fears and surprise revivals
• Mid-table madness and inconsistent form
• Light-hearted football chat with plenty of laughs

Rebecca and Marilyn return… slightly sticky from last week’s hot chocolate choir incident, but otherwise ready to talk football again.

In this episode, the duo squeeze in a quick dash through the midweek results, before diving into the weekend’s main drama — including Villa’s last-gasp winner against Arsenal, Sunderland’s heroic but unsuccessful scrap at City, and Liverpool accidentally starring in another Elland Road musical.

There’s the usual VAR grumbling, and disbelief at Burnley’s ongoing misery.

Then it’s over to Statisha, the only AI with both confidence and a losing record, as she picks apart her very mixed weekend predictions… before delivering her latest forecasts for Gameweek 16 with all the smugness of a robot who has never played football in her life.

Expect silliness, football tangents, festive nonsense, and two hosts who are absolutely not ready for the Tyne–Wear derby this weekend.

Key Themes:

• Quick-fire midweek roundup
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• Dramatic weekend matches
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• Arsenal stumble, Villa surge
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• Liverpool chaos (again)
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• Burnley misery bingo
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• The Tyne–Wear derby returns
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• Statisha’s prediction review + Gameweek 16 picks
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• Light-hearted silliness all the way through

Marilyn and Rebecca, fully committed to another round of Premier League chaos. This week, they dive into a wild set of weekend results — from late drama at the Etihad to Sunderland’s incredible home comeback — all sprinkled with their trademark silliness and non-football tangents.

With a rare double feature for our resident AI predictor, Statisha reviews how her weekend and midweek predictions fared (spoiler: she’s blaming “human unpredictability” again) before unveiling her fresh picks for the upcoming fixtures. No long intros, no tactical jargon — just fun, football, and a few festive mishaps.

Expect laughter, questionable logic, VAR moaning, and a surprising amount of Christmas-related nonsense… or as we call it: a normal episode of Two Left Feet.

Key Themes:

• Weekend breakdown
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• Statisha’s prediction review and fresh picks
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• Festive chaos and studio silliness
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• Accessible, light-hearted football chat