This week on Political Rehab, Matt & Matt break down one of the most chaotic political weeks yet — from Trump’s attempt to “terminate” Biden’s executive actions to a Tennessee election shock, a billionaire cash infusion into Trump Accounts, and a Pentagon story that feels more like a sitcom than national security.

We open with a fiery Trump Dump as Robison dismantles Trump’s claim that Biden’s pardons weren’t “signed correctly,” and Wylie torches Pete Hegseth’s “fog of war” excuse with a sharp A Few Good Men comparison.

In our Political Rundown, we cover the Tennessee special election warning sign, the Dells’ $6.25B boost to Trump Accounts, and the Minnesota fraud scandal. Then we dig into the chaotic Boat Strike Blame Game, where Hegseth’s shifting story becomes what Wylie calls the Bart Simpson defense: “I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it.” With the Pentagon ejecting press, Gaetz and Loomer questioning officials, and even South Park piling on, the Matts explain why Hegseth’s job looks shaky. We close with Trump’s wild Pardon Roulette, freeing a bribery-charged congressman, a cocaine-linked ex–Honduran president, and a financier behind a $1.6B fraud scheme.

We also bring Hot Off the Presses on MAGA-era incompetence and a brutal Bullsh*t of the Week exposing Trump’s misleading MRI narrative.

And in our Dose of Hope, Matt Wylie reveals he almost picked a drunk raccoon found passed out in a Virginia liquor store as the episode’s spirit animal before two unexpectedly positive political developments changed his mind. Matt Robison adds his hopeful look at how more GOP-led states are quietly passing expanded child tax credits — proof that bipartisan, bottom-up solutions can still work even when Washington feels broken.

Topics This Episode

• Trump tries to “terminate” Biden’s executive actions

• Pete Hegseth’s “fog of war” excuse

• A Few Good Men accountability comparison

• Tennessee’s surprising special election results

• Michael & Susan Dell’s $6.25B boost to Trump Accounts

• Walz fraud scandal

• The Boat Strike Blame Game

• Pete Hegseth’s Bart Simpson defense: “I didn’t do it…”

• Trump’s Pardon Roulette (three high-profile pardons)

• MAGA-era incompetence undermining governance

• Trump’s misleading MRI narrative

• The drunk raccoon in a Virginia liquor store

• GOP-led states expanding child tax credits