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Miserable national anthems, The Unquiet Elvis, rank hypocrisy over immigration and JK meets Morrissey underneath the bus (or stairs)...

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Back from Oz, the lost art of holding two ideas in your head at the same time, fascists out of their depth and the best sci-fi horror musical you'll never see...

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Yet more Tory zombies shuffling over to Reform, remembering the News Of The World (urgh) and general anger and frustration...

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Familiar store names, misbehaving in middle age, hiding in your phone and those charming flag painting scamps...

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Locals vs Tourists, England vs Scotland, the CIA vs harmless old folkies and The Thin White Duke vs. The End Of The Universe...

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Not mentioning the war(s), good and evil little Toms, and where are the guys with the guns?

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Still north of the border, tourism woes, SCOTUS fears and one War of the Worlds remake too many...

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Stormy weather, dehumanisation and AI ladies for sale... just one more week on Planet Normal...

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