He told me he was “too busy” to take me out… only for me to catch his lying a** at the exact restaurant he was supposed to take me to — with another girl. So what did I do? I walked in, pulled up, and somehow ended the morning taking her to Starbucks instead. 😭

In this week’s episode, I’m spilling every messy, hilarious, and jaw-dropping detail of how I turned his little breakfast date into my storytime of the year. Grab your coffee, your popcorn, and maybe your petty notebook — because this one’s got receipts, plot twists, and a moral you won’t see coming.

So your man’s acting shady — phone on silent, weird hours, and “work trips” that sound like lies? Yeah, babe… he might be married. In this episode, I’m giving it to you straight: your three options are cheat back, exit quietly, or pull up and cause a scene. We’re talking red flags, receipts, and real talk. Pour a drink, grab your loudspeaker, and let’s unpack why “I’m just busy” usually means “I’ve got a wife.”

Because sometimes love is messy — and sometimes, you’ve just gotta be messier.

Welcome back to the chaos, babes. In this episode, I’m talking about that client — you know, the one who couldn’t stop staring at my tits while trauma-dumping about his miserable relationship. Like sir, I’m a hairstylist, not your therapist (and definitely not your side quest). Between his oversharing, his over-tipping, and me trying to keep a straight face without smacking him with my comb, this day was a damn movie. So grab a drink, buckle up, and join me for another unfiltered salon rant — because apparently, my chair is where men come to confess and self-destruct.

Welcome to the emotional rollercoaster I did not sign up for. In this episode, I’m ranting about my cat deciding she’s too good for indoor life and running off to live her best feral fantasy — complete with a yellow cat boyfriend named Kevin (yes, Kevin). Meanwhile, my daughter’s hamster, Chicken Nugget, has tragically kicked the bucket, and my daughter is now obsessed with getting a brown cat like we’re running a damn zoo. It’s chaos, it’s dramatic, it’s hilarious, and honestly… I’m just trying to survive it all with a bit of caffeine and zero patience.

Welcome to Talks from the Chair: My Workday Unbrushed — where I let it all out, no filter, no hairspray. This episode’s a wild ride: I’m talking about that one rude-ass client who tested every ounce of my patience, the emotional rollercoaster of hearing people’s life stories while holding a pair of scissors, and the mental gymnastics it takes to remember who’s got three kids, who’s divorcing, and who just got a new dog. It’s messy, it’s honest, it’s salon chaos at its finest — so grab your coffee (or wine) and let’s bitch about work.