This week, your celebratory but pensive team take a peek at New Years' songs and wonder about when the world will have a new year. Lachlan tries to carry the feeling of the season, which he does valiantly despite generalised resistance, though he is briefly confused about why Jesus is famous. Along the way, we talk about tricky animals, New Years Accelerationists, the Christmas legacy of Phil Spector, and the complicated atlas of viscous foods in the US. We also, completely organically, Address The Ham again. In this episode, recorded in and on our end-of-year limbo, we cover "In the New Year", by the Walkmen, "Happy New Year", by ABBA (which compels Lachlan to repeatedly bare his feelings about ABBA), and "Auld Lang Syne", by the Irish Rovers. It's maybe our worst recording ever, owing to Lachlan having a reaction to his house's heating and Jess being lost by sexist microphones.

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Dear Listener, 

We invite you to take a pause from life's pleasures so you can listen to this week's episode. Today, your lil trickster team does a parody episode, because we each have chosen a parody song (“Jesus Ranch” by Tenacious D, “Bloke” by Chris Franklin, and “Hey Hey We’re the Monkees” by the Monkees) and we also don’t really do the episode at all. Instead, we spend around 45 minutes on visual gags, get nervous about how the political right is taking over humour, and discuss who can get into heaven, and just how horny you're allowed to be there. Jess also lies about when she went to the flea market. 

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In honour of returning of our returning for Season 2, your mesomorphic team swim against the current to bring you an episode focused on comeback songs: "Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton; "Maria" by Blondie; and "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by Backstreet Boys. We also see the comeback of some classic Who Else is Listening themes, such as surprising dads, talking over the top of one another, and being only barely on theme. We also realise that contemporary society is more accepting of people who have big boobs and the Soviet Union lasted a little longer than most would think. Kip and Jess continue being rude to Lachlan but he fights back.

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In honour of Valentine's Day, this week your mooney-eyed team draw our bows and lance an arrow through three love songs: "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin, "At Last" by Etta James, and "Help Me Make it Through the Night" by Sammi Smith. While theorising the real nature of love, we also examine the appropriate conditions for shitting in public toilets, do a brief cultural tour of New Jersey, and continue amassing evidence that this podcast is actually about reality tv. We also debut a new segment, "Yuk My Yums", and revise it almost instantaneously. Finally, perhaps as a means of celebrating Valentine's Day, Lachlan records his end of the conversation with what seems to be a wad of cellophane in his mouth. 

Predictions:
- Jim Grey, our dad of the week, will soon find love

- Bruce Springsteen will salvage his working class credentials by quickly releasing an album called "Common Ground"

- Beyond Burgers will steal our "We Likey Beyond" slogan and use it in a highly successful ad campaign

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This episode is an episode of firsts. It’s our first biweekly episode. It’s our first advertisement-free episode (RIP Smithfield Hams [Rest in Peepee]). It’s our first rawdog. It features our first Twitter Tight Ten segment. For the first time, Lachlan assumes the role of Australian correspondent. It’s our first eighth episode. And it’s our first episode on hometown songs. 

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This week, we put some hometown classics into a pot, let them steep, then sip slowly and discuss Tetris marriages, dissect the perfect joke structure, and dabble in ASMR. By examining (to some extent) the songs ‘We Built this City’ by Starship; ‘Palo Alto’ and ‘Fitter, Happier’ by Radiohead; ‘Wagon Wheel’ by both Old Crow Medicine Show and Darius Tucker; ‘More Than a Woman’ by the Bee Gees; and ‘Candy Girl’ by Kiwi, we reflect (to a lesser extent) on our hometowns: San Francisco CA, Todd NC, and Sandgate QLD. Warning! Contains jaw harp.

In this episode, our first double doctor, your well-cooked but still runny team take Eurovision into the crook of their arm to gives its hair a good-natured ruffling. Our official European correspondent Jon Rasmus Nyquist drops by to offer his local perspective, and together we insult Swedish people, compare meal sizes, and set our watches to DIARRHEA. Along the way, we swim in the deep end of Eurovision, discussing Alexander Rybak's "Fairytale", Dschinghis Khan's "Dschinghis Khan", Buranovskiye Babushki's "Party For Everybody", Herrey's' "Diggi-Loo Diggi-Ley", Sylvia Night's "Congratulations", and Lordi's "Hard Rock Hallelujah" and maybe some more i can't remember. The presence of our official European correspondent compels us to introduce ourselves and the show in a more substantial way than normal, though we fight valiantly against it.  

This episode is not brought to you by Smithfield Hams, which, despite our vocal and unsolicited support, is not even fit for dogs. Instead, this episode is brought to you by Hillshire Hams, the Lamborghini of ham.

In this week's instalment, your meekly righteous team gleefully continue our trajectory of making longer and longer episodes and doff our fedoras to the genre of *Internet Mash-ups*: Chuck Person's "EccoJams Volume 1"; Niel Cicierega's "Bustin'"; and Nate Ramsey's mashup of  Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's "WAP" and Dvořák's "New World  Symphony". Want to know what an internet mash-up is? Want to understand hauntology? You won't get those answers here. However, this  fluffer-nutter-and-jam-packed episode introduces a series of new segments: You Gonna Eat Thaaaat?, Kip's Tips, and J-Stor. Along the way, we propose a few tasteful recipes, define vaporwave, experience time recursions, and, finally, FINALLY, give George Lucas' imperialist franchise "Space Fights" the rinsing it so richly deserves.

This episode is brought to you by Smithfield Hams: the only ham too hammy for the midwest.