in this one, we take a small turn from our normal timeline, to rewiew and uncover a lost treasure....the 1986 movie Never Too Young To Die. Starring Gene Simmons and John Stamos. if youve never heard of this movie, neither did we, but you have to know, you NEED to know! Please enjoy this very strange episode of Who the Fuck is Stark Roman?

And now we fast forward to present day, to put Stark's online dating trials and trevails on full display. This is the most embarassing show we've put up yet, and I had gay phone sex for money. So enjoy my pain and torment....its funny.

This is the one where we put the Uncle Mike saga to its grave where it belongs. But not before we tell the tale of my last encounters with the wannabe made guy, the telephone tough guy himself.....IN HIS OWN WORDS AND VOICE! This aint Ai genereated kiddies, this was real! Please be entertained and appaled and a little confused by this one.

Heres one where Stark starts to break down his big fat italian wedding, and the connections made there. Ever had a catheter? ya wanna? haha Season 2 of the Who the Eff is Stark Roman starts now.

oh, heres one for the diehards. Stark tells the story of the fruit of his loins. the OG Prince Grand Starqui makes his appearance on earth for the first time, and his Dad tells it like it just happened. And Larry sidetracks as per ususal. Its a rollicking ramble for yer ol pal Stark. (yes that means he's all over the place on this one)

This is the one where we delve into the dark underworld of gay sex work.......on the phone! Stark tells the lurid tale of him trying to make dudes cum. And, since he was terrible at that.......the second half of the show we dont forget the struggle,dont forget the streets, and tell the story of Stark's crossroads moment.....Starquis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh this one is a doozie, yer getting 3 fun stories in one. We jump off the main narrative and fast forward all the way to this past weekend. Where I was dressed like a clown for a dunk tank at the Mattress Factory Trash Bash. And we pop back to 2013 and hear a couple quick tales of mermaids, giant ass cheeks, fake blood and the train to Coney Island. and......and.............SPIDERMAN!!!!