Imagine the scene - you and five of your all time heroes gathered round the dinner table for a night of good food, good company and - hopefully - good wine. Ahh, bliss…

Who would be on your list?: Elvis? Obama? Attenborough?

But hang on, does Elvis give a good-god-damn about the environment? Could you sit Lady Gaga and Marilyn Monroe together or would they end up clawing each-other’s eyes out? It’s a flippin minefield!

Yes, this week Morgan and Rhianydd discuss their dream dinner party, the five people (living, dead or fictional) that they’d most like to break bread with, and why. There are some shock omissions, some curveballs and even some last minute substitutions after one of Morgan’s guests couldn’t get a babysitter.

So, if you fancy whetting your appetite with us, grab a glass of wine and cwtch in by there next to Anne Boleyn, just be careful she doesn’t bleed all over your Findus Pancakes.

For afters we’ve of course got a cracking Wenglish Word of the Week, while our cultural moments, will be served alongside the coffee and mints while someone phones a taxi for Rhianydd, because actually, everyone else has gone home now.

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Whhoooooooo, it’s that time of year again, when the nights draw in, spirits walk abroad and Rhianydd gets her sprouts on in time for Christmas. Interestingly this episode was recorded as Spring had sprung, bringing with it fresh new life and growth which got Rhianydd to thinking about death!!! So as Halloween approaches, what better time to unleash this episode. If you’re ga-ga about ghouls, soft on spectres or potty about Poltergeists then this week’s episode is for you!

In this episode, Morgan and Rhianydd explore the world of ghosts, ghouls and things that go bump in the night: What was that thing that made a British army officer run screaming into the night? Who controlled the ouija board in Morgan’s Streatham flat, and why did Mary get ‘sucked off’?

If you want to know the answers to all these questions and more then cwtch up with a crucifix and a cuppa by a roaring fire, draw the curtains, lock all the doors and tune in.

If there’s something strange in your neighbourhood, who ya gonna call? Whose Coat Is That Jacket of course!

And we’ve got a decidedly un-spooky Wenglish Word of the Week, and two completely unseasonal cultural moments, so don’t miss that!

One, two, three, four, five! Senses working overtime!

Who else here is old enough to remember this 1982 XTC classic?

Or is it just us?

Up for discussion with Rhianydd and Morgan this week is the vexed question of which sense you could live without (and ‘common sense’ doesn’t count since one of us doesn’t have very much of that anyway…).

Could you stand never again setting eyes on such wonders as Aberdare Bus Station?

What about never again hearing your beloved’s dulcet tones as they ask yet again what you’ve done with their shoes/CD collection/third-best surfboard?

Or not being able to taste that delicious gin and tonic they just poured for you?

And what about the pros and (very definite) cons of our sense of smell…?

And must you touch there when reading this???

Would life still be worth living without them?

After solving that particular conundrum, we’ve of course got Wenglish Word of the Week, as well as which cultural seas we’ve been dipping our ten tiny toes into this week.

Don’t be a twpsin, cwtch up and join us!

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