THIS WEEK: Why you need to watch HEATED RIVALRY, why Miley Cyrus is the closest thing we have to a modern rockstar, Charles & Diana's marital strife and divorce, what a Level 3 Meghan Markle would look like, and Bernie Madoff & the family business! PLUS: Is Justin the toxic friend?? AND Justin and Blakely pitch a new TV show called Jesus Skanks!

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Justin and Blakely discuss the difference between Brian's Song and Weekend at Bernie's, going number two at a friend's party, Nick Minaj's frantic social media activity, the power levels of drunkenness, and whether or not you say hi to someone you hooked up with the night before! PLUS: The death of Michael Jackson, the life of Madonna, and why Rosa Parks was sex positive!

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THIS WEEK: Justin & Blakely discuss the legacy of FROZEN and react to THE MORNING SHOW SEASON 4!! PLUS: Should you hard launch your boyfriend? How do school buses know where to go? Should you buy your toothbrush at 711? AND how exactly did Blakey's dad almost cut his Achilles??

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Justin & Blakely compare the careers of beloved actresses Regina Hall and Judy Greer, share some real talk about the iconic Luthor Vandross, celebrate the all star "upwardly mobile" cast of THE BEST MAN, and figure out the difference between being cringe and being shameful! PLUS: Should older celebs be on TikTok? Do we value digital space more than physical space? What to do if your guy friend has gross fingernails?

AND - REMEMBER TO VOTE!!!

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Are you nostalgic for rotary dials? Should you praise your child for their accomplishments? What should you NEVER say to someone on a reality show? Should Nicole Kidman get back together with Lenny Kravitz? Should Brooke Shields get back together with Andre Agassi?? PLUS: Ambiguously Black Celebrities!

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From Lilly Allen to Prince Andrew, Justin & Blakely dig deeper into the hypothesis that white people are ghetto! PLUS: Milli Vanilli threaten to sing on their own albums! The Mickey Mouse Club and the origins of the Britney-Christina feud! Do you need a scandal in order to be a celebrity?? How much did Justin Sylvester pay to see Justin Timberlake?? AND the genius of Zac Posen!!

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Justin & Blakely breakdown the cultural significance and the troubled times of the cast of Diff'rent Strokes! PLUS: What is the problem with high school shows? Exactly how many Housewives have gone to jail? Why did we give children Easy Bake Ovens?? Why did Cardi B need to dance in a full suit of armor? RIP MTV!! AND an epic ASK THE GAYS!!

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Is it morally wrong to read Kevin Federline's new tell all? Is the beef between Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber manufactured? Would you take $15 million dollars in hush money?? Justin & Blakely go in on America's problem with female celebrities!

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