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  • 128 | Glizzy or Isn't He?
    Nov 6 2025

    When you tell someone they’re “too much”, what are they “too much” of?
    What makes a grin a shit-eating grin? After we answer these classic quandaries, we move on to some circle-back/follow-ups, including two #PochPrompts from recent episodes: Noodlescopes and Glizzy edification.

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    1 h et 10 min
  • 127 | Nudity Ruins Movies
    Oct 23 2025

    The spookisode is finally here, and we've got a very special treat for all you ghouls and ghosts: Halloween Google Gripes! That's right, a first-ever standalone Gripes where we go head-to-head on six Halloween movies.

    But first: What's an acceptable Candy Tax to implement on your kids post Trick-or-Treating? And can you reuse a Halloween costume for multiple parties in a year?

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    1 h et 25 min
  • 126 | Mythical Mischief
    Oct 9 2025

    For 126 we've cut our closing segment in favor of clearing out some of our question backlog! On the docket for this ep are:

    • We all "use our noodle"...but what kind of noodle is it?
    • When you hear someone mention the “Muffin Man,” do you picture a human offering muffins… or do you picture a muffin with the face of a man?
    • Do Mermaids have buttholes and how do they poop?
    • What’s the ideal rapture?

    That's right: FOUR of life's least-pressing questions for you to enjoy.

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    1 h et 5 min
  • 125 | Ibprofriend
    Sep 25 2025

    What is the platonic version of the sex euphemism “getting some vitamin D”? Matt and Eric break that down this week before diving into a host of personal questions you've submitted...which almost brought this episode into Oops, All Tangents territory.

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    1 h et 15 min
  • 124 | Felonious Gulls
    Sep 11 2025

    How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious someone was putting them there? We dive into this question sourced from a TikTok comment section before tackling: If Boy Scouts had cookies, what would their names be? Finally, Eric wraps things up with a Burning Man Pop Quiz for Matt.

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    1 h et 4 min
  • 123 | Dumped at the Bubba Gump
    Aug 28 2025

    After 120 episodes, the unlikeliest of segments to make a return does just that: Unlikely Fights. Who wins: every creature in Australia or every Florida Man? But first: What’s the ultimate field trip experience? Finally, we wrap things up with a special visit to Lindsey's Correction Corner.

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    1 h et 32 min
  • 122 | Nothing Up My 501(c)(3)
    Aug 14 2025

    It's a question as confounding as it is simple: Why rubber ducks? We tackle this vague quandary before diving into what other times can join "island time," and what the world would be like if farts were visible. Then, Matt treats Eric to a tasty new Pop Quiz.

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    1 h et 21 min
  • 121 | Jimmy Nut and Tommy Cock
    Jul 31 2025

    On the docket this week: The teddy bear is named after Teddy Roosevelt. What other stuffed animals should be named after Presidents? What is the “secret chord”? The one that David played, and it pleased the Lord? What bit would you etch on the bit?

    Then: the season finale of Google Gripes!

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    1 h et 18 min