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Oh snap, you just got a fart in your stocking. Whoever gave it to you is pretty awesome. Now take some time to learn some fart facts, like the speed of farts, who farts more - men or women, fart entertainers, yoga poses for passing gas, and other fun fart facts for someone's Christmas stocking. Oh yeah, you just farted on their stocking.

Christmas and New York City have always gone together. They are the perfect match. This poem is a perfect homage to the city's rich history for celebrating the holidays. Archived in the UCLA Library of Special Collections.

"Jack o' Lantern Fever" was originally published in the Los Angeles club magazine 4-Front and in the NoHo Valley News in 1997. It was published in the anthology Speculative Poets of Texas 2015. Archived in the UCLA Library of Special Collections.

Easter is a very special holiday with the creatures of the forest. Every year, they have an Easter egg hunt for the smaller creatures. This time, they have a very special visitor in the forest. Can you tell me who the visitor is? What happened at the end of the story? Can you tell me? Listen and find out for yourself!!!

The Halloween Lullaby was originally published in the NoHo Valley News in 1997 and in the Los Angeles club magazine 4- Front. It is also published in the anthology Speculative Poets of Texas 2015. Archived in the UCLA Library of Special Collections.

Get 240 insanely hilarious jokes in one book ! Laugh until you can't take anymore and actually hurt yourself from falling out of your chair!

These stories are sure to open your "mind's eye" and engulf your senses of things unseen...and unknown. Imagination is a wonderful thing, and I encourage you to let yours loose and create pockets of wonder or places of escape: happy places in the light of day, or as in these stories, on the slightly darker side.

"Denver in December" was originally published in the Los Angeles magazine 4Front in 1997. In 2012, the mayor of Denver, Colorado hailed the poem as a great homage to the Mile High City. Archived in the UCLA Library of Special Collections.