Adventure Fantasy Humor

So how does a kelpie, an ex-assassin high school librarian, Santa Claus, the Flying Dutchman, and the Krampus wind up going toe-to-toe with a Martian Expeditionary Force in a highly unidentifiable flying gravy bowl? Why don't you grab this audiobook and hear for yourself?

It's just another day at the Silver Train Diner until Relish goes missing. Ketchup, along with his trusty sidekick Mustard, must cross the treacherous caverns of dining booths to reach the fiery infernos of Kitchen to save their old friend. Along the way they will meet old friends, and make new enemies.

The Legend of the Lambton Worm has long been a part of British folklore, but few know that it was a witch known as Samantha V Hutton who conjured the armor that finally brought an end to the fearsome creature's reign of terror. And nobody could have guessed that monstrous worm had spawned a son!