Apocalyptic Comedy

"Even before the apocalypse, Jo had found online dating to be stressful, frustrating, and a poor return on her time invested. The apocalypse had made things arguably even worse." After meteor showers kill 90% of the world's population, America is ruled by a benign military dictatorship intent on rebuilding the economy. A crucial element of its plan is bringing back the Internet, which Jo, a 27-year-old woman who was in a medically induced coma during much of the meteor showers, is excited to use to meet people in the new, sparsely populated world.

This is the story of the Christmas that almost wasn't. The Christmas when the question of whether there is a Santa Claus was finally decided in Virginia. The Christmas when the dead rose to devour the living and only one person had the strength to rally humanity and lead us to victory. This is the story of the Christmas when Santa Claus fought the Zombies.

Unlike a nuclear apocalypse or collapse of a global market, the stakes are different when it comes to a zombie apocalypse. From preparation to everyday tactics, major changes should be made to ensure you outlast an outbreak. This manual is designed to help you prepare and survive a zombie apocalypse. From telling you what to prepare to what to do, you'll know almost everything you need to make sure that you come out on top of such a catastrophe.

An evil programming genius launches a dating site for zombies only. Greg and Amy meet through the site and - with help from their friends Stef and Zed - are trying to get together.

Now the Congress of Animals is in control, unforgiving, and debating the fate of the planet’s most reviled species. The popular ruling: Exterminate humankind without exception. But a curious mare, coming of age, is making a case for a seemingly gentle person she longs to save - a wish for mercy that could once again unbalance the new and righteous nature of the world.