Bible Fiction

Step into a world where Bible stories get a rebellious makeover! This book flips the script, turning God into the ultimate antihero. Packed with satire, cheeky adult humor, and unabashed blasphemy, it's a wild ride through the sacred tales you thought you knew. Get ready to question everything as you laugh your way through this audacious reinterpretation. If you crave stories that defy convention and challenge your perspective, grab this book now—it's not for the faint of heart, but it's guaranteed to leave you thinking. Don't miss out on the boldest Bible twist you've ever encountered!

In the bustling city of Tyre, a mother named Elara faces every parent's worst nightmare. Her young daughter, Lyra, is afflicted by a terrible darkness that no doctor's herbs or priest's prayers can touch. Consumed by a worry so heavy it's hard to breathe, Elara's only hope lies in the whispers of a miracle worker from Galilee—a man named Jesus. Driven by a fierce and desperate love, Elara embarks on a difficult journey into a foreign land, searching for the one person who can save her child.

When the disciple Peter asks Jesus this very question, he gets an answer bigger than he could ever imagine—not a number, but a story. Journey back to the dusty roads of Galilee and into the grand palace of a king in this vivid retelling of the Parable of the Unmerciful Servant. Feel the weight of a debt as big as a mountain, hear the wonderful sound of forgiveness, and smell the sweet air of freedom.

Step into the bustling city of Philippi with Paul and Silas and witness a story of incredible faith and miraculous power! When a simple act of kindness—freeing a young girl from a troubling spirit—angers a group of greedy men, Paul and Silas are dragged before the city's leaders, beaten, and thrown into the deepest, darkest prison cell. But even with their feet locked in stocks and their backs raw with pain, they refuse to be silenced. As they fill the midnight air with songs of praise, the very foundations of the prison begin to shake!

Join Zechariah, a kind priest whose heart is heavy for his people. Their beautiful city, Jerusalem, is broken, and everyone has lost hope. But one night, everything changes. God pulls back the curtain of heaven and gives Zechariah eight incredible visions, each one more wondrous than the last. Journey with Zechariah as he meets an angel among sweet-smelling myrtle trees, sees powerful horses of every color, and watches as four scary horns are shattered by God's super-strong helpers.

Step into the bustling city of Jerusalem on a sunny afternoon, where the air smells of spices and roasting lamb. Two friends, Peter and John, are on their way to the Temple to pray when they meet a man who has never taken a single step. What happens next is a miracle that will make your heart leap! Discover a gift better than silver or gold, a power strong enough to make wobbly knees strong, and a joy so big it has to be shouted and danced.

What if you became king when you were only eight years old? Young Josiah wears a crown that's too heavy and rules a kingdom that has lost its way. The grand Temple of God is crumbling, and the people have forgotten His laws, choosing to worship cold stone idols instead. But when Josiah decides to make things right, a dusty, long-lost scroll is discovered, containing the powerful words of God Himself. Join the boy king on a captivating journey as he reads the forgotten book, weeps for his people, and finds the courage to lead a whole nation back to the light.

Have you ever made a promise you were sure you could keep? Peter loved Jesus with all his heart. He was Jesus’s friend, His rock. When Jesus told his disciples that they would all scatter, Peter made a big, bold promise: "Even if everyone else leaves you, I will never leave you!" Join Peter on the most difficult night of his life. Feel the warmth of the fire in a frightening courtyard, hear the whispers of the crowd, and listen for the sound that changes everything: a rooster's crow.

In the busy city of Jerusalem, two men’s lives are about to cross in a way that will change the world forever. One is Barabbas, a dangerous rebel and murderer, locked away in a dark prison, waiting for his death. The other is Jesus, a gentle King whose power is shown not with a sword, but with love, healing the sick and feeding the hungry. During the special feast of Passover, the crowd is given a choice: which man should be set free?

In a land gripped by fear, where the thundering hooves of the cruel Midianites mean stolen food and burning fields, a young man named Gideon is hiding. He doesn't feel like a hero; he feels afraid. But everything changes when a shining angel appears with a startling message, calling the fearful farmer a "mighty warrior." Can Gideon believe it? Can the God of his ancestors, who performed great wonders in the past, truly use him to save Israel?

Join ten giggling bridesmaids as they get ready for the most exciting wedding in the village! They have a very important job: to light the way for the bridegroom with their beautiful brass lamps. Five of the bridesmaids are wise, remembering to bring extra oil for the long night ahead. But the other five are a bit silly, more interested in chasing butterflies and telling stories than in being prepared. As darkness falls and the waiting game begins, the lamplight flickers. When the midnight call finally comes—"The Bridegroom is here!

Join twelve brave explorers chosen by Moses to be the eyes and ears of Israel! Journey with them as they leave the dusty desert behind and sneak into the beautiful, promised land of Canaan. Taste the sweet, wild honey, smell the fragrant fields of flowers, and see with your own eyes the most amazing discovery of all: a bunch of grapes so enormous, it takes two strong men just to carry it! But the land also holds a frightening secret: towering cities with giant walls and people who make the spies feel as small as grasshoppers. When the spies return, their amazing stories divide the camp.

Katie Addison's big heart shows in her caring deeds: opening her home to abused women. Rehabilitating injured horses. Helping Warren Tate mend his broken heart. It's only Sheriff Ben O'Keefe who can't seem to get Katie's attention. When mysterious events turn Katie to Ben for help, is this the chance he's been waiting for?

They're an iconic part of history's most celebrated birth. But what do we really know about the Three Kings of the Nativity, besides the fact that they followed a star to Bethlehem bearing strange gifts? The Bible has little to say about this enigmatic trio. But leave it to Seth Grahame-Smith, the brilliant and twisted mind behind Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies to take a little mystery, bend a little history, and weave an epic tale.

In the 23rd century, the world is at an end, and a group of gaming and programming friends decide that their only way to survive is to discard their bodies, and send their minds into the quantum matrix of a virtual gaming world. They have created the Domains, and there they plan to reside forever. Except, the nightmares of reality have followed them into their new quantum dimension, and those nightmares threaten to destroy it all!

As a student of the well respected teachings of Neville Goddard, I found that the essential shift to success on my journey came ONLY when I learned that you must first accept that everything is internal. Consciousness is the only reality. You can test these simple Approved Guidelines in your own research to find out that the truth is real. The Law of Assumption shows you that the world is truly within. Law of Attraction was wrong because it held to the belief that the world is outside of you. Until you accept this, you will not be successful.

Though Aaron Turner would be just as happy to oversee archaeological digs, there might still be a few people out to kill him. What his enemies don’t know is that Aaron really is the One God’s Chosen, called Bringer, known as Death, and he’s become righteously pissed off.

Leaving his troubles behind, Aaron Turner settles down to run a men’s clothing store. Unfortunately, his lawyer and the One God have other plans.

War has come and gone, leaving Aaron Turner's life in tatters, but they won't leave him alone. Honor demands he make things right, even if he has no idea how.

On the edge of a far frontier rests a place of gentle manners and common civility - Last Chance. Threats of war change all of that. A hero is needed. A savior. Meet Aaron Turner, the unassuming man who runs the Last Chance General Store. He may not be all that they hoped for.