Cat Humor

When eighteen-year-old Ellie Canning is discovered wandering the countryside, dazed and traumatized, she tells a harrowing story of abduction, captivity, and escape. An overnight symbol of survival and empowerment, Ellie enthralls an outraged nation. Then authorities zero in on an unlikely suspect: high school teacher Suzannah Wells, identified by Ellie as the woman who kept her drugged and bound in a basement. The evidence against Suzannah is damning—vilified by the media, Suzannah’s only defense is that not a single word Ellie says is true. Suzannah has no reason to lie.

Time-travelers, bag ladies, insomniac cats, wide-boy whales, headless horsemen, Polish plumbers, little piggy home-owners, and partially-sighted mice - something for everyone in this short-tale anthology of the absurd.

Five short tales. Some trace the more humorous aspects of human idiosyncrasies; others are themed around cats.

Johnny B. Laughing provides children ages 6-10 many hours of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young listeners will have a blast sharing this revised collection of cat jokes with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter.

At last, the mysteries of humans' strange habits and bizarre desires are revealed in this clever, timely guide for the modern cat. Discover answers to timeless feline questions such as: Why does my human refuse to groom herself with her tongue? For decades felines have been meowing for such a guidebook - don't deny them any longer.

Jeremy Strong described Ivan's first Casper Candlewacks book as a "funny and engaging debut". This is the triumphant follow-up from the funniest new voice in fiction and once again unsung hero, Casper must save the day.

Most villages have an idiot but Casper's village is...

Discover the insane world of the rarest and most valuable feline on earth: An auction, an Elvis automaton, a truck load of jewels and the midas cat!

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This sequel to The Tao of Improv drills down to the subatomic level of good scenes. It's a personal way of looking at improv, focusing on how to do more things without thinking so you can devote your brain power to extending your creativity. Loaded with real-word tips based on experience and analysis, as well as a sprinkling of nerdiness for those so inclined. Tao Two Quantum Impro is a helpful audiobook that proves one basic premise: This stuff is easy.

In Doggo and Pupper Search for Cozy — the conclusion to the Doggo and Pupper early readers trilogy by New York Times-bestselling author Katherine Applegate with a brightly colored palette from Charlie Alder — the canines help Cat adjust to a big change: A new bed! When Cat announces that the...

Öffentliches trifft hier auf Privates. Vermeintlich provokantes Weltgeschehen entpuppt sich urplötzlich als Banalität...

The New York Times bestselling book that celebrates love and hugs--from beloved MUTTS cartoonist and Caldecott honor-winning artist Patrick McDonnell! There was once a kitten so filled with love he wanted to give the whole world a hug! Jules the kitten (also known in the MUTTS cartoons as...

An old dog has to welcome a new puppy to the household, in this chapter book by #1 New York Times bestselling author Katherine Applegate. Doggo is used to things being a certain way in his family. He likes routine. Cat says he’s become boring. That is, until Pupper shows up! Pupper is playful...

Die besten Texte und Lieder aus über drei Jahren Brauseboys. Eine wilde Fahrt mit 120 pbm (pointen pro minute)...

In Zusammenarbeit mit dem Bayerischen Rundfunk und dem Nürnberger Burgtheater präsentiert einLächeln den Gala-Abend der Preisverleihung vom 10. Januar 2009 aus der Nürnberger Tafelhalle...

A darling and memorable cat story about a not at-all-a-cat-person who comes home one day to find that a stray Abyssinian cat has decided to take up residency in his home. Reluctantly he feeds the cat and allows the cat to sleep on his bed. He begins to adore the cat and comes to admire and respect her regal qualities, eventually naming the cat for an Abyssinian pharaoh, Abucodonozor. But the cat has a different idea.

Explore the cautionary tales of "101 Ways a Dog Can Go to Hell." From causing neighborhood digital disasters to digging so deep they fall into a never-ending abyss, each story highlights the wilder side of our beloved dogs and their journey to the darker realms. Meet the dog whose fascination with gadgets caused a digital disaster in the neighborhood, or the adventurous pup that digs so deep it ends up in a never-ending abyss. Discover the antics of the dog that loses its temper at the gates of heaven, resulting in eternal damnation.

In seinem zweiten Soloprogramm beschreibt Philipp Weber das Lebensgefühl der Wirtschaftswunderenkel...

Was ist bloß los auf dem Y-Chromosom? Der Mann von heute gibt ein trostloses Bild ab...

Stephan Bauers Programm "Die Nächste bitte!" schildert auf unverschämt amüsante Weise die Leiden eines eher melancholischen Genussmenschen an der vom Jugend- und Fitnesswahn besessenen heutigen "Spaß"gesellschaft. Kann einer eigentlich noch in Ruhe ein Glas Wein trinken, ohne dass ein zweiter sofort über dessen "straffen Tanningehalt" salbadert? Und kann einer nach eigenem Geschmack kochen und schlemmen, ohne unverzüglich von aufgeregt gackernden eitlen Fernsehköchen gastronomisch belästigt zu werden?