Dark Humor Science Fiction

Archie is a champion with many best-in-breed wins on his record. His conformation is perfect, and he is a loyal and brave companion. But when a lovely new competitor joins his world, Archie and his trainer Max must rise to the challenge and keep their eyes on the prize: the championship cup.

A record of a Zombie’s rant about the trials and tribulations of his life as a dis-respected member of the undead. A Chat Before Dinner is a 2,600 word darkly-humorous short story.

Barry's been patient, but after 27 years of trimming hedges for people he hates, he's had enough. All he wants to do is to find his missing father and to discover his inner ninja. But life’s not done with throwing him curveballs. With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to unleash the ninja within and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer, and a raging inferno.