Funny Ghost

On the longest night of 1895, a terrible storm rages above Harewood Hall. Max, Markham and an injured Peterson are welcomed in by the Harewood family but quickly realise that the gathering is far from celebratory. For tonight marks the Ordeal of the Haunted Room. Every Harewood heir must endure one terrifying night alone in the Haunted Room before he can inherit the family seat. Legend says that ghosts will murder anyone who isn't the true heir. Francis Harewood's ordeal will begin at midnight and end at dawn, but it isn't long before everything goes horribly wrong.

Loads of ghost and ghoul jokes perfect for Halloween! A ton of jokes to help keep the engagement joke after joke. Your child will be sharing jokes with their friends in no time and will be making loads more also. Guaranteed to give the parents a load of chuckles also as these jokes are extremely funny (rather silly, in fact).

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