Pig Fiction

I is Pig. This is my diary and I doubts you will believe any of it. In fact, if you is the kind of farmer what finds it hard to believe unbelievable stuff, you should pause it RIGHT NOW. I wouldn’t blame you. If I was listening to it I would be like, ‘Don’t be silly! Stuff like this would never happen to a pig, it’s totally impossible.’ But it’s not. Just ask Duck, or Cow, or Ki-Ki or Rusty. They’d all tell you … It’s all 1,000% true and 10,000% BONKERS!

It is June 1884, a grey period for both the weather and Sherlock Holmes' mood. A lack of compelling cases has left him bored and close once again to the dull embrace of the needle. At the 11th hour, Inspector Gregson arrives with the promise of an impossible crime to solve. A murder has shattered the bucolic peace of the sleepy arable farmlands of Bedfordshire. The owner of a small stately home has been brutally killed while hosting a dinner party. But what and where is the murder weapon?

An enjoyable collection of 21 short stories that will make you smile, wonder about human nature and stifle a giggle. From the absurd to the thought provoking, the past to the present, this eclectic anthology of original tales takes an irreverent look at life, pokes a stick at officialdom, and explores the daft side of our existence.

Ellis Parker Butler (1869-1937) was an American author of more than 30 books and more than 2,000 stories and essays. He is best known for his famous short story "Pigs Is Pigs", in which a bureaucratic stationmaster insists on levying the livestock rate for a shipment of two pet guinea pigs, which soon start proliferating exponentially.

What do you when your world is turned upside down? If you're five young rats with music in your soul and dancing in your blood, you head for the Hollow, and the chance to dance at the Boom Boom Room.

In 1917, the world was embroiled in a terrible war, the likes of which had never been seen nor imagined. Canada, still a dominion of Great Britain, was early in the fight and sent seven-and-a-half percent of its population to fight for King and Country, ultimately contributing a force of more than 600,000 soldiers, nurses and chaplains. In April of that year, the entire Canadian Expeditionary Force, fighting together for the first time, battled their way to the top of Vimy Ridge in northern France.

A floating cat kingdom. A bacon-fueled pig invasion. Three heroes who are way too used to chaos. When a magical scroll falls from the clouds, Willow, Thistle, and Blake find themselves whisked into their next wild adventure—helping a tribe of winged cats reclaim their floating island home from a gang of flying pigs armed with tiny planes and way too much confidence. Led by the glitter-hating General Tusk, the pigs have turned a peaceful sky paradise into an airborne mess of bacon bombs, engine grease, and confetti cannons.

""A novel full of miracles.” — Newsweek “Breathtaking. . . unforgettable. . . . This profound, funny, bighearted novel, in which people actually find love and kinship in surprising places, is also heavenly. . . . A rare feat and a triumph.” — Cosmopolitan In Pigs in Heaven...

Lawrence is back! His friend, Jamil, is having some trouble at school - no one believes his best friend is a wizard lizard! It's up to Lawrence, Lorelai, and Carl to save the day. With a little bit of magic and a lot of love, they wrangle up some old friends to make one little boy's wish come true.

Witziges Hörbuch für die ganze Familie mit Wasserschweinen als absolute Sympathieträger zum Liebhaben. Der zweite Band der beliebten Wasserschweine. Das Rätsel um die Flamingo-Eier. Das Leben auf der Wiese der Wasserschweine scheint in bester Ordnung zu sein. Tagsüber lassen sich Emmy, Raul und Tristan die Sonne auf den Bauch scheinen, genießen das Futter und entspannen im Tümpel. Nachts aber schleichen sie auf gewohnte Art und Weise aus dem Gehege und besuchen ihre Freunde außerhalb.

Did you know that pet mice only live for about three years, but those living out in the countryside are lucky if they can live just half as long? You see, there are a lot of predators who eat mice, such as owls, foxes, weasels, cats, hawks and even snakes. And wild mice are unwelcome in people’s houses, because if they get into your kitchen, they will feed on whatever they can find and will even nibble shoes!

Now that Tera and Kalo have been defeated the Minecraft world is at peace again. Calvin can’t wait to have his vacation while Peter is excited to be back working as a detective at Crimson City Police Department in the Nether. But a letter from an ally is asking for help with capturing the seven most wanted criminals of the Overworld. For someone who has just returned to his home, Calvin isn’t eager to go back to the Overworld so soon. But the threat of evil humans roaming Minecraft is something he cannot ignore.

Step into the whimsical world of Prince Crimpleton, an ambitious hedgehog prince who dreams of the perfect birthday celebration. But when his plans fall apart, Crimpleton embarks on an unexpected adventure that teaches him about the joy of giving, the power of kindness, and the beauty of unexpected surprises. Will Crimpleton's birthday become a day to remember for all the right reasons? Listen and find out!

A mischievous squirrel named Nutkin repeatedly taunts a wise old owl with riddles while his fellow squirrels are gathering nuts, pushing the boundaries of politeness and patience. Will his cheeky antics finally provoke the owl, or will Nutkin's riddles prove to be his undoing?

Worstjes groeien niet aan een boom of ergens onder de grond. Worstjes worden gemaakt van varkens. Dat is nu eenmaal zo. Dit boek gaat over kampioensworstjes. Het gaat ook over een vergeten opa, een gemene slager, het lieve varkentje Knor en de Worstwedstrijd van de Eeuw. Als je niet van worst houdt, kun je het beter niet lezen. En als je wel van worst houdt, eigenlijk ook niet... Of juist wel?

Two capybaras are delivered to the Toronto High Park Zoo. When an opportunity to escape comes up, they take it! This sets off a frenzy across the city, with some Torontonians cheering the renegades on, and others plotting their downfall. Follow the adventures of these giant rodents as they meet new animals and try new things. You’ll meet Muck the movie-loving chipmunk, Ed the stealthy coyote, and a trio of clever raccoons, all intent on protecting the capybaras. Together, the crew outsmart trackers and zoo workers and become good friends in the process.

Hallie and Cory were surprised when they discovered that their grandmother knew about Mr. Snuggywhiskers. But how could she? They had met him when they climbed over a magic branch and, astonishingly, found themselves shrunken to mouse size and standing before the small, red door, with the cheese-shaped knocker, that led to his home.

Opa Big gaat met Peppa en George een ritje maken in zijn kleine trein en Papa Big bouwt een nieuw huis. Dokter Hamster komt langs voor een noodgeval! Meneer Stier maakt iets stuk in de porseleinwinkel en Sibbe de Schildpad is stout! Peppa is een schattig biggetje van 4 jaar oud. Ze woont samen met haar kleine broer George bij Mama Big en Papa Big.

Joy is a royal pig who loves her toys. But one day, she finds a toy that doesn't belong to her. This book focuses on the diphthongs oi and oy.

Beleef spannende avonturen met Peppa, George Big, Mama Big, Papa Big, Zoe Zebra, Suzy Schaap, Kelly Konijn en vele anderen! Kapitein Hond vertelt over zijn reisavonturen en Peppa maakt een wilde tocht op zijn boot! Peppa is een schattig biggetje van 4 jaar oud. Ze woont samen met haar kleine broer George bij Mama Big en Papa Big.