Riddles For Children

Knock, knock! Who's there? Irish. Irish who? I wish you the luck of the little Irish leprechauns!

A day without laughter is a day wasted! Nobody understands every joke. When someone doesn’t “get it”, you can say, “I don’t get it either,” or say, “Do you want me to explain it, or do you want to figure it out on your own?” The most important part of any joke is the pause before giving the ending or punch line.

WHAT DO YOU DO if you LOVE tasty purple yummies that might drip or squish or melt or slosh or ooze when you eat or drink them? From raspberry pies to fruit jelly, to purple ice cream and popsicles, to bunches of grapes and purple puddings and fruit slushies and drinks and soups with purple veggies and more... They can get messy... YOU NEED TO KNOW about the SCHLURPLE PURPLE solution! Don't let delicious stuff dribble or drip away!

This side-splitting collection of 101 of the spookiest jokes you have ever heard is scarily funny! Jack Goldstein drops his Hilarity-bomb on children of all ages with this amazing audiobook containing over one hundred jokes that will have the whole family laughing. Organised into categories such as mummies, skeletons and witches so you have a spooky joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf.

Jokes 'R' Us isn't just a book—it's your backstage pass to a comedy show that never ends. Whether you're sharing these jokes with friends and family or just enjoying them on your own, this book promises to brighten your day, one chuckle at a time.

Are you looking for a hilarious audiobook for kids to keep them happy and entertained? This funny joke book is filled with hundreds of knee-slapping jokes kids will love. Perfect for traveling, waiting rooms, riding in the car, and listening at home or school with friends or family, this huge bundle contains more than 400 funny and hilarious jokes for kids.

A brand new collection of gut-busting hilarity from the best-selling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids.

All kids love animals and all kids love to laugh. This collection of animal-themed jokes from the best-selling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids will have young animal lovers rolling in the aisles.

Why did the monster cross the road? To BITE someone on the other side! Turn scary to silly with this laugh-out-loud joke book. Hunny and Funny are monster best friends. When Hunny is feeling sad, Funny knows exactly how to cheer up his friend... with laughter!

101 Knock Knock Jokes is a funny collection of silly knock-knock jokes. Perfect for family nights, road trips, and plane trips. Try not to laugh! This is perfect for kids, teens, and adults.

A rainbow zoo of animal-fruit mash-ups dares listeners to "ditch the absolutes" and enter the colorful world of creative thinking through playful rhyme and made-up creatures, demonstrating to children (and their grown-ups) that the hope and promise of imagination shines brightest when you choose to show the world your true colors and "think in rainbow"!

If you're seeking amazing and fascinating facts to learn and share, look no further, you came to the right place! This book has some amazing facts, and I am confident that you will enjoy sharing them!

What do you get when you mix a six-year-old with a global crisis? If you twirl around and click your heels three times while chanting "there's no place like home", you get a punny joke book! Tired of listening to the same boring books? Want to hear something funny and learn how to tell your own jokes? Then you've come to the right place! Listen to laugh-out-loud jokes in part one and learn my secret joke formula in part two. Learning how to tell your own jokes sparks creativity and creates endless hours of fun.

There is nothing better than being able to laugh uncontrollably at the silliest things. This book is jam packed with loads of silly puns and "dad jokes" for all ages that will have even the most serious person smiling and giggling. These jokes are based on the wonderful mysteries of space, and make the unknown galaxy a bit more relatable through simple humour that will leave every listener feeling the need to re-tell everything they have heard to the nearest person. With a mixture of puns, jokes, and dry humour, there is a variety of humour for everyone to enjoy!

Enjoy being whisked into the season of jack-o-lanterns, costumes, and treats by conjuring some extra, howling-good entertainment to share by the flickering fire! Vlad Wolf has compiled a sinister collection of Halloween trivia and jokes for all ages.

In the enchanting world of Everwood Valley, magic exists alongside the everyday. The story follows three courageous dogs—Copper, Willow, and Sally—who are deeply committed to their owner, Elizabeth, and their home. When Elizabeth's farm is threatened by a mysterious blight that endangers the corn crop, the trio embarks on a quest to save it. Their journey leads them to discover the magical Luminous Heart Crystal, which they learn is the key to unlocking a powerful amulet held by Arcturus, the kind and majestic white bear who is the guardian of the Emerald Forest.

Lost in the other entrance, Davy discovers himself in different forms. Every-one and every-thing are just waves being surfed. Look out for the set and hang ten! If not, just duck-dive, bra.

"Jack o' Lantern Fever" was originally published in the Los Angeles club magazine 4-Front and in the NoHo Valley News in 1997. It was published in the anthology Speculative Poets of Texas 2015. Archived in the UCLA Library of Special Collections.

Get ready to laugh-out-loud with these Christmas themed jokes and riddles, plus a Christmas story! This audiobook has 101 hilarious jokes that will have you smiling, and riddles that will have you thinking. It’s the perfect entertainment for you or your kids when you are at home, taking a long car ride, or having a Christmas party! Enjoy with friends, family, grandparents, anyone! Have a merry Christmas and go make some smiles today.

Get ready to laugh out loud with these Thanksgiving themed jokes and riddles! 101 hilarious jokes that will have you smiling and riddles that will have you thinking. It’s the perfect entertainment for you or your kids when you are at home, or if you’re taking a long car ride, or while you are waiting for Thanksgiving dinner! Whatever the reason, this book is for you! Great for ages anywhere from 3-12 or 12-99!