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100 Animals That Can F*cking End You

Written by: Mamadou Ndiaye
Narrated by: Mamadou Ndiaye
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A wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on Earth from a beloved "AnimalTok" star.

Ever wonder how to tell if a moose is about to subtract you? Curious why you should be terrified of cassowaries, the “velociraptor that time forgot?” Questioning whether that cute baby hippo is actually a homicidal maniac in the making? Yea, so was Mamadou Ndiaye . . . and now he's got your answers.

100 Animals That Can F*cking End You is the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident. These include:

• The massive Southern elephant seal, which "is built like a truck with the personality of a Spring Break frat boy"
• Sperm whales with a call so strong it can vibrate you to death
• A golf-ball-sized octopus that can erase twenty-six people with one bite
• Hyenas, which have no qualms eating their prey while it is still alive
• A snake so quick it can strike you three times before you blink

You’ll learn not only which animals to avoid, but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean. Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace with your higher power.
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This dynamic, fact-filled, occasionally disturbing book is perfect for animal lovers and anyone perplexed by the natural world. Biological Sciences Science
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the physical copy of this book is phenomenal, I would definitely recommend having the audio book and the the physical copy. fantastic job all around

loved every second

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It’s like a podcast that he does and I can listen to it offline.
Do more books!

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The author expresses his biased but still factual opinions on animals from around the world. It is funny, insightful, and corrects many things you ever believed about the most vicious and seemingly adorable animals in this world.

Fun, and jnformative

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I made an audible account specifically so I could hear Mamadou Ndiaye read this book. Buy this

Wonderful. Funny as f*ck

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