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  • Written by: Joe Pera
  • Narrated by: Joe Pera
  • Length: 15 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (14 ratings)

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A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape

Written by: Joe Pera
Narrated by: Joe Pera
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Publisher's Summary

This program is read by Joe Pera

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape by Joe Pera is a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom.

Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations.

So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic audiobook, the goal is to help these listeners:

1. Relax
2. Recharge
3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom

It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work.

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape is for anxious listeners looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone.

A Macmillan Audio production from Forge Books

“Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” (Seth Meyers)

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“A thing of beauty. On or off the John.” (Alia Shawkat)

©2021 Joe Pera (P)2021 Macmillan Audio

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  • 2021-11-21

Thanks Joe

It was pretty nice. I think people in Scotland might enjoy it the most.

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Joe Pera being as perfect as ever!

Incredibly light-hearted, funny and helpful.
Absolutely wonderful experience for those that need a boost while in the bathroom.

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This book was silly to be honest and i'm mad at myself for wasting money.

I won't say it's not for anyone because that's personal preference. I have a good sense of humour and this just wasn't funny to me

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