A Not So Meet Cute
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Narrated by:
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Ava Erickson
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Aaron Shedlock
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Written by:
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Meghan Quinn
About this listen
From USA Today best-selling author of The Highland Fling comes a brand new romantic comedy about a desperate billionaire seeking to find a fiancée. This modern day take on Pretty Woman is brilliantly clever and hilariously pause-resisting.
How did you two meet?
The quintessential question asked to every couple. And the answer is usually some bubbly, lovey dovey tale of being struck in the bum by Cupid’s arrow.
My meet cute (well, not so meet cute) is slightly different. I was trolling a wealthy neighborhood in Beverly Hills, searching for someone to take me as their bride, you know, to make my arch nemesis jealous who consequently just fired me.
He was stomping around the block like some sort of gorgeous ogre, mumbling about a business deal gone wrong and attempting to finagle his way out of it.
And that's when we bumped into each other.
There were no sparks.
Not even a hint of blossoming love.
But next thing I knew, I was scarfing down free chips and guac, listening to this man lay out all of his problems which led to his big ask...he wanted me to be his Vivian Ward, you know, from Pretty Woman - minus the frisky behavior.
We're talking about living in a mansion, intimate double dates, and pretending we were head over heels in love...and engaged. Can you imagine?
The absolute audacity.
But people do crazy things when they’re desperate. And I reeked of desperation. So, I struck up a deal.
My one big mistake, though...big...HUGE? I accidentally fell for the incomparable Huxley Cane.
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3.75 overall
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Heat Level: 🔥🔥
Tear Drops: 💧
📚EBOOK📚 & 🎧AUDIO 🎧
I needed a recommendation from a teammate to complete a challenge, and Meghan Quinn’s name came up—because honestly, when does she ever miss? I checked Libby first with no luck, then spotted a couple of her books on sale on Audible that I hadn’t read yet, and A Not So Meet Cute quickly became the winner. From the very start, this story felt light, refreshing, and exactly what I was in the mood for.
This is a modern Pretty Woman–inspired rom-com with a fake-relationship twist, and it works so well. Meghan Quinn shines when it comes to dialogue and storytelling—she has this effortless way of making characters feel real. As the story unfolded, I found myself genuinely caring about Lottie and Huxley. I wanted them to be happy, wanted them to figure it out, and yes… there were a few moments where my eyes definitely got misty.
The story is funny, romantic, sweet, and just the right amount of sexy, with a classic grumpy MMC that I couldn’t help but love. But what really stole the show for me was the banter. It was smart, realistic, and laugh-out-loud funny—easily my favorite part of the book. I won’t give spoilers, but the double dates with Dave and Ellie? Absolutely chef’s kiss and had me smiling the whole time.
The narration deserves a mention too. Ava Erickson and Aaron Shedlock brought Lottie and Huxley to life beautifully, making the listening experience smooth, engaging, and emotionally effective. Their performances added even more depth to characters I already adored.
This book is proof that sometimes the most imperfect beginnings lead to the most satisfying love stories.
“Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, when you don’t think there’s any way you could climb the mountain again to find happiness, you stumble across a trail, one that has its bumps and bruises, but offers a gorgeous outcome.”
💍 Fake Relationship / Engagement
🏰 Billionaire Romance
😠➡️🥰 Grumpy MMC
💕 Forced Proximity
😂 Witty Banter
🎭 Opposites Attract
👫 Double Dates
💔➡️❤️ Emotional Growth
💋 Slow-Burn Chemistry
If you’re looking for a feel-good romance with great banter, fake dating, a grumpy billionaire, and plenty of heart, this one is absolutely worth the listen (or read). 💕📖
💍 Not-So-Cute, Definitely Meant to Be
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I’m not a fan and it makes it hard to continue to listen to the rest of the audiobook
Great except some narration
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Laughed out loud multiple times
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This book had no right being this good. It was better than I was expecting but everything I needed it to be! Now excuse me while I dive in to more of Meghan Quinn's work because there is no way this is a fluke.
Meghan Quinn is my rom com queen
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