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A Wild Knight of Flowers
- Perv or Paladin, Book 1
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
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Today is the day that I, Luciano Fjorborn, First Paladin of Berella, go out into Yurnip County to push back the forces of darkness with a few vigorous thrusts of my mighty lance!
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- kyle
- 2023-03-16
Funny and filthy
If you enjoy the humor of Monty Python With a heavy dose of smut then this is the book for you.
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