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Agnes and the Hitman

Written by: Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer
Narrated by: Sandra Burr
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Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett, and you've got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love...

Agnes Crandall's life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she's staked her entire net worth on. Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window. His name is Shane - no last name, just Shane - and he has his own problems: He's got a big hit scheduled, a rival trying to take him out, and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnes. When he finds out that Agnes isn't so little, that his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agnes' house, and that his last hit was a miss, Shane's life isn't looking so good, either. Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money, a string of hitmen show up for Agnes, and some wedding guests gather with the intent to throw more than rice. Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed, florists, treachery, flamingos, mayhem, mothers of the bride, and - most dangerous of all - each other.
©2007 Jennifer Crusie and Bob Mayer (P)2007 Brilliance Audio, Inc.
Mystery Romantic Comedy Romantic Suspense Contemporary
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Great story!

Families can be formed in so many ways. Loved the lead character and all the supporting characters. Fun and great way to spend my time listening to this engaging story.

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my favorite book

have listened to it many times. always enjoying each time. love the story line never gets boring

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