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Alien Abduction for Beginners

Written by: Skye MacKinnon
Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
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Not all aliens are good at abducting humans.

Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there’s help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female - and they’re graded on it.

The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe’s most recognised abduction qualification.

A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they’re trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use.
©2020 Skye MacKinnon (P)2021 Skye MacKinnon
Science Fiction & Fantasy
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Funny story but not my style

There's a lot of focus from the men's point of view, and it's really really focused on boobs. The funny parts were really funny, but the story felt barely fleshed out and a little awkward. Performance was awesome though!

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