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An American Tragedy

Written by: Pretty Paul Parsons
Narrated by: Pretty Paul Parsons
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Publisher's Summary

Pretty Paul Parsons is a self-proclaimed schizophrenic, dyslexic, transsexual with Alzheimer's, who is currently working on a process by which he hopes to cure hemophilia with acupuncture. Pretty Paul likes to spend his spare time at his Heavy Petting Zoo, where he teaches blind children the art of chainsaw sculpture and sending get-well cards to everyone in the obituary column. On this album, Paul answers the age-old question, "how many five-pound cement blocks does it take to fully submerge the 40 pound chunk of decomposing nun that he has hidden under his bed?"


1. Introduction
2. The Playground
3. Dating
4. Tampon
5. Salad Dressing
6. Career Choices
7. Kids
8. Books
9. News
10. Mother
11. The Family Portion
12. Mr. Pretty's Kitchen
13. Oldies

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©2001 (P)2001

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