David and Fay take a deep breath and sample the delights of a candle that professes to smell like vagina, shred meat with a claw and try out a pet mitten on Barry the dog. With a neck massager thrown in and revved up to full speed.

David and Fay let their wind blow free in the knowledge that they are wearing 'Shreddies', the carbon fart pants you never knew you needed. Fay takes the temperature of David’s testicles and David discovers his favourite new aftershave; ‘Eau d’bacon’.

Fay debobbles her cardigan - as well as David’s neck hair. There’s a snoring competition between David, Fay’s husband and Barry the dog. With a light shone on night time bladder control and, love it or hate it, a yeast-based snack that may or may not smell of bum.