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BuyMort: Rise of the Window Puncher: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 3
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
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A leader dead. A complicated relationship lost. And a conglomerate angered...
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Powerful multiversal forces are at play. Market upsets, brilliant purchases, and the invisible hand slide, slap, and strangle as the campaign for Arizona state rages, and Silken Sands digs in for a decisive battle.
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