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Call Me Maybe
- Narrated by: Luci Christian, Neil Hellegers
- Series: Love Lines
- Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins
- Original Recording Audiobook
- Categories: Romance, Romantic Comedy
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Publisher's Summary
True love is on the line in this charming, laugh-out-loud rom-com - created specifically for the audio format!
Paint your toes. Pick up the wrong coffee and bagel order. Drive from Brooklyn to Jersey in traffic so slow you want to tear your hair out. It’s amazing all the useless things I can accomplish while on hold for three hours with customer service. Three hours when I should be getting the Date-in-a-Box website ready to launch at the big business expo in a few days. Except my shiny new website is glitching, and my inner rage-monster is ready to scorch some earth...when he finally picks up. Not the robot voice I expected but a real live human named Kal. He’s surprisingly helpful and really knows his stuff, even if he’s a little awkward...in an adorable way.
And suddenly I’m flirting with him? And I think he’s flirting back.
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- Robyn Fletcher
- 2020-11-15
My new fav
My new favourite romcom that is also a heart warming story. While it made me laugh I was also going awwww more often then not.
And the narrators Did an amazing job and really brought the story to life.
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- Madelaine R.
- 2020-10-29
Absolutely charming!
Intelligent, witty, laugh-out-loud funny, sweet and touching. I couldn’t stop listening. A true feel good story about loveable characters who were also believable. One of the best rom coms I’ve heard in a long time. The performances were stellar! Highly recommended!
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- Slyroch
- 2021-02-18
A great audio experiience
A movie for the ears and mind! This was such a fun audio concept. The background effect, the choice of narrators, the plot, everything was perfect. Vera calls her website provider when it craches before a very important event. She connects with Kal, the customer service Rep, and keeps him on the line for 9+ hours. This starts a flurry of calls, txts and emails, some misunderstandings, developing feelings, a budding friendship, some flirting, and a few twists. It also deals with issues adults have with their parents. I loved the banter, Vera's quirky personality, Kal's kind heart and how great a love can be without seeing each other. Must listen to this one!
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- bagelpapi
- 2021-02-12
highly recommend!
I really enjoyed this book. I’ve been unable to read for the past month because I have eye issues but this audiobook made me feel like I was able to read again. It was perfectly directed and the narration and the dialogue kept me up into the wee hours trying to finish it. I’d find myself holding my face and squee-ing at the cute moments (of which there are a lot) and laughing out loud. The characters are real and hilarious and the situations they find themselves in are easy to relate to. Highly recommend this audiobook!
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- Allison
- 2021-02-12
This was wonderful!
I was a little sceptical at first but boy did I change my tune! Story was great. Performances were great and kept me so emerged in the story. Great voice actors. Can’t wait to find another listen like this.
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- Mona
- 2022-05-17
Cute story
Easy listening and good performances. Will read others by same author. I hope you enjoy it too.
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- Jessica Vanasse
- 2022-05-13
Quick and funny
Was a little obvious at the end, but overall loved it. Nice and short. Nice voice acting.
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- Lulu
- 2022-05-03
A very fun SFW listen
So fun! Such a feel-good story. It was easy to get lost in and pg enough to listen at work
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- Anonymous User
- 2022-04-14
Found it by accident and couldn't stop listening
loved it, caught my attention quickly. It was a fun and interesting listen. Thanks
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- Nikki C
- 2022-04-08
Great one week phone call
Second book I have bought written by Cara Bastogne.
Love this plot a full story all on the phone. So cool.
These two narrators are new to me but they were awesome.
Now listening to book two. I have heard book three and it was awesome.
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- Apple momma
- 2020-10-24
Greatest Audible Preformance
I absolutely loved listening to this audible book.... for nearly all of the story. The performers were great! So easy to get caught up in the story! It was almost perfect!!!
My only problem with it was later on the story when all of a sudden there was a lot of the use of the “F” word. So Disappointing!!! And Totally unnecessary and distracted from the great Preformance. I would have given 5 stars with every category if it wasn’t for the language. I do hope Audible will be offering more books like this where the characters do their own voices. It’s like watching a movie in your own head. Awesome!! But trust me .... you don’t need to include the “ F” word. It totally is offensive to many people, and your story was great without it.
117 people found this helpful
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- DLGrimes
- 2020-10-23
Best Rom-Com I've heard in a long time!
I loved everything about this book! I laughed out loud so many times! The characters were real and believable!
45 people found this helpful
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- Anonymous User
- 2020-10-21
HIGHLY ENTERTAINING
This is my first review even though I have been listening to audiobooks over a year, mostly to still binge “read” while working and to ignore my coworkers theatrics. I loved it all! It was literally like listening to a favorite movie without looking at the screen. I’m sad that I reached the end. I would love to hear a sequel but fear it wouldn’t live up to the first book.
35 people found this helpful
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- Firewhiskey Reader
- 2020-10-17
Bastone is definitely a new favorite author.
Cara Bastone’s authorial voice is absolutely captivating and she works within the romance genre conventions while bringing pretty unique spins on various tropes. I absolutely love the way she writes complex family dynamics and that shines in this book despite being in the background. And the romance itself between Vera and Cal? Magical. I screamed, I laughed out loud, I squealed more times than I can count. I can’t wait for more.
Also, the production value of this book is incredible. It sounds like you’re listening to a movie and I loved everything about it. Thank you, Audible, for the advanced listener copy! These opinions are entirely my own.
25 people found this helpful
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- Lee
- 2020-10-24
Loved this!
This was a great listen! It's a unique story with humor and a great plot twist! Really worth listening too!
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- cmissy_
- 2020-10-23
Funny and sweet!
It's been forever since I enjoyed a light hearted and sweet falling for someone story! Well narrated and both characters are totally relatable!
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- H. Taff
- 2020-10-26
Wow, glad I listened!
I really enjoyed the story, the narration was awesome and at the end it made me smile. We need stories like these right now.
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- Sheryl
- 2020-10-26
Happy Ever After
I don't like to leave reviews. But with everything going on today it the world. A little humor and happiness goes a long way... Enjoyed store line and narrations. will look for more books from this writer. all smiles....
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- Whitney
- 2020-10-26
Cute Love Story, MUST LISTEN
I will be reading more by Cara Bastone. Easy listening and I didn't want it to end. I found myself smiling while enjoying the wonderful narrators and story.
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- 2020-10-26
Loved this
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