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  • Consultation with a Vampire

  • How to Succeed in Evil, Book 1
  • Written by: Patrick E. McLean
  • Narrated by: Patrick E. McLean
  • Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
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Written by: Patrick E. McLean
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Edwin Windsor, Evil Efficiency Consultant, returns with his manic lawyer Topper and his faithful secretary in this prequel to How to Succeed in Evil. Edwin is approached by a vampire, who offers him the prospect of eternal life if Edwin will help him with the troubles the modern world has presented his kind. It's Edwin versus Nosferatu in this insightful satire of the highly exploited vampire genre.

©2012, 2013 Patrick E. McLean (P)2013 Patrick E. McLean

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the most efficient evil ever

one can only hope to aspire to commit such cold genius as Edwin Windsor

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