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Dasher gains life as a human, but she is missing a connection. She wants a mate and is willing to do whatever it takes to find one.

One of nine reindeer that pulls Santa’s sleigh, Dasher wants nothing more than to find a partner, a mate, someone to be with. With the restrictions in the workshop, she has only one choice - she goes to the human world and starts trying men on for size.

The downside to mating with a human is that they don’t remember her the following day. The depressing point is that none of them have the stamina to keep up with her, and there are no second chances. Every time is the first time with a human.

When she is assigned to a shop that needs an emergency audit, she enjoys the thrill of digging through the messy paperwork, and she has plans for the proprietor. One time might be enough if it was with him.

Argus has been sent to bring back a reindeer, but the woman with smoldering, dark eyes is more than he was banking on. She seems nice, but he wants her naughty.

©2015 Viola Grace (P)2019 Viola Grace

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  • Charity Esparza
  • 2019-11-06

Loved it!

A great first story in a series with a unique twist on Santa and his reindeer. The narrator has a pleasant voice, and makes it easy to follow the story. A short read, perfect for a quick dose of romance!