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  • Don't Jump: Sex, Drugs, Rock 'N Roll... And My F--king Mother

  • Written by: Vicki Abelson
  • Narrated by: Vicki Abelson
  • Length: 13 hrs and 50 mins
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Don't Jump: Sex, Drugs, Rock 'N Roll... And My F--king Mother

Written by: Vicki Abelson
Narrated by: Vicki Abelson
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Don't Jump chronicles a woman's quest to find her place and purpose amidst sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll and celebrity. It's a story of unfulfilled potential, addiction, and bad behavior. Ultimately, it's a story of redemption, told with levity and a wicked sense of fun. Don't Jump takes us backstage and off-screen with a world famous athlete, rockers, movie stars, and some of the biggest names in comedy. A searing and wickedly funny female perspective, it's an inside view from an outsider. From the kings of late night, to America's number-one shock jock, to the top sitcom earners of all time, we glimpse their humanity, previously unexposed. Smart, sassy, and sexy, Andi projects confidence and success. But beneath her cool exterior, she knows she's "simple, boring, and fat". Seeking solutions for her disintegrating marriage, tumultuous show biz ups and downs, her slow and painful recovery, and mid-life transition, Don't Jump explores Andi's journey to make her life count.

©2015 Vicki Abelson (P)2015 Vicki Abelson

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Reads like the most honest memoir of all time

I loved it because the main character is so honest and vulnerable! As a woman, I relate to everything. It's like hanging out with a best friend!

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