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  • Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday

  • And Other Advice on Love, Sex, and Dating
  • Written by: Nick Viall
  • Narrated by: Nick Viall
  • Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (38 ratings)

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Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday

Written by: Nick Viall
Narrated by: Nick Viall
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Publisher's Summary

From celebrity heartthrob, esteemed host of The Viall Files podcast, and adored member of Bachelor Nation Nick Viall comes Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday—a no-holds-barred dating advice audiobook.

With his trademark charm, relationship expertise, and exclusive sex and love Q&A series, Nick guides listeners through topics of love, lust, dating, and heartbreak. Nothing is off limits as he delves into situationships, how to identify a player, and defining healthy love vs. toxic love. Trying to figure out if friends with benefits is worth it? Unsure if they’re really into you? Is the person you’re seeing a walking red flag? Can you come back from being cheated on? Viall is here with all the answers and more.

Filled with stories and one-liners you’ll be texting your friends, Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday is an honest, entertaining, and heartfelt relationship handbook that actually answers the question, “What does it mean when they say … ?”

©2022 by Nick Viall / Published in 2022 by Abrams Image, an imprint of ABRAMS, New York. All rights reserved (P)2022 by Blackstone Publishing

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I loved this book

It’s an easy read and I read through it quite quickly. If you listen to Nicks podcast then you will also enjoy this book. I highly recommend!

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Favorite relationship book

This was such a riveting listen. I really loved the points Nick made, I wished it was longer!

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Engaging read

I wish there was more! I read this as a married person and wish this existed when I was younger. Even married, its full of great advice. After a few chapters, I ordered two paper copies for two friends birthdays. This will be my new go-to gift for plenty of friends.

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Amazing

Nick says everything people need to hear and the delivers it nicely in the audio version

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Amazing

I wish I had this available to read in the beginning of summer. As this is not new information, I love nicks perspective on topics and his no nonsense approach . A must read for sure

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For everyone

I just found the podcast and couldn’t get enough so I got the audiobook. Sound advice that is easy to digest and share.

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