Lesbian erotica written by straight people who never had sex?

I really should have heeded some of the previous reviews. I am so irritated that I wasted money on this. It really is like something written by straight people who have never had sex. Not at all worth finishing.

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Too Straight

I wouldn’t presume to know any of the authors’ sexual orientations, but what I can say is that I don’t feel like these stories are written for lesbians. From the cover art and title, I expected a lot of boring, porny sex, but I didn’t expect it to feel SO much like a straight cis man’s lesbian fantasies. There is 24+ hours worth of stories here and I tried to listen to a lot of them before giving up. I hit a patch where I skipped every story that had “first-time lesbian” in the title and honestly, I skipped halfway through the book. I wasn’t expecting amazing, body-positive queer representation or anything. I’m not completely unrealistic. But a huge majority of these stories are not about lesbians, but about two beautiful, thin, femme, previously straight girls who suddenly decide to scissor (frequently after being dumped by a man). More than one story specifically had the narrator think “this isn’t a gay thing.” Another story talked about a girl’s vagina being tight because she hadn’t had sex with a man, which is not just factually inaccurate, but is also stigmatizing and harmful middle-school level sex ed.
I bought this book expecting pretty low-quality but entertaining lesbian smut, but ended up saying “ew” out loud several times. For me, it was unlistenable and completely unsexy.

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Filthy fifty stories of lesbian erotica.

Each time I read one of these books i learn something new, and enjoy every minute.

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don't do it

hate it not worth the money or credit... this sentence is just filler for the mandatory 15 word review.

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like it a lot can't wait to here more the stories

the stories are great the auther have real stories that lot of women can connect to

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Filth

I did not buy this book! I do not want it in my library! delete

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Hot, stuff😍

Oh wow. My first lesbian anthology. cannot wait for the next one. great narration and mix of senarios. I could not keep myself away.

Robots reading erotica, suspension of your inner hot bitch

First the voices sounded experimental. Like an AI project.
Second the stories are just male gaze styled.
A few crossed the thrshhold and showed some character that remotely reflected a real woman.
Skip it
Go back a few years to one of those.

It's okay -ish

If you're not into first-time lesbian encounters, skip this audiobook. All but 7 of the 50 stories are first-time hook-ups. Also, if you enjoy BDSM erotic stories, there aren't any here. However, if you're questioning your sexuality as a woman and are leaning toward same-sex attraction, this is your gem. Unlike many of the other offerings on Audible, this one actually reads like it was written by actual women and not by men using aliases. As far as the production value goes, it's all over the place, from narrators who use very sensual, expressive voices to ones who are quasi-monotone, and from whole, high-quality sound to that which you'd hear on an old cheap am radio. Still, if you're into first-time encounters, this one is worth a listen IMO.

Not Worth It.

Too many bad stories, too many bad narrators and too much money. Just not worth it.