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Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Express Train to Nowhere

Written by: Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills
Narrated by: Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills
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Publisher's Summary

The long-awaited follow-up to Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’ smash hit Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Secret of the Grande Chateau.

Hey kid, do you wanna get rich?

I’m talking real rich, real quick. It’s easy, and to do it, all the info you need is contained within this book. Keep reading.

Listen, my name is Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills. I’m the author of this book, as well as many other better books that you may not have heard of. But this one is fine, I suppose—especially if you want to one day own a yacht.

This is a story about three idiot wannabe detectives: J.J. and Valentine Watts and their new friend Trudi de la Rosa. Again, they’re idiots, but in a fun way where they go on adventures and occasionally use swear words. In this book, they’re riding a train on official Ghost Hunters Adventure Club business when an old friend from the past shows up to ruin everything. It’s up to our three young adventurers to solve the mystery of the Express Train to Nowhere before they’re locked away forever for a crime they didn’t even commit.

There’s action, there’s humor, there’s suspense, but most importantly, there is a detailed set of instructions hidden within these minutes that will help both you and me get rich beyond our wildest dreams.

Just buy the audiobook and start listening. You’ll learn everything about the Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and my personal get-rich-quick Yacht Plan soon.

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loved ot

amazing story, I'm hoping for a third. two stories in one. I need to see how the second one turns out. Is the good doctor pulling a Sherlock Holmes?

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Sensational!

Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills has outdone himself! I laughed! I cried! I soiled myself!

I eagerly await the movie adaptation.

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Wonderful sequel and very entertaining

This book was just as funny as the first book in the series. Great plot twists and characters, especially the narrator as a character in the story.

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I enjoyed the first book. I loved this one

I enjoyed listening to the first book but I don’t remember all of it. This one was such a interesting read I truly believe I’ll be thinking about it for a while. The contemplations on free will are mind bending.

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Even more hilarious than the first!

During my morning commute, in the first chapter alone, I burst out laughing around 7 times. These books are incredibly clever and expertly performed. Highly recommended!

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super meta but it does it well

I found myself enjoying this book even more than the first one, I was surprised at how much more tense some of these scenes were. Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills does it again🤌

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