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  • Written by: A. Lee Martinez
  • Narrated by: Fred Berman
  • Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (16 ratings)

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Gil's All Fright Diner

Written by: A. Lee Martinez
Narrated by: Fred Berman
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Publisher's Summary

Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer....

Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their alley. But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg.

Seems someone's out to drive Loretta from the Diner, and more than willing to raise a little Hell on Earth if that's what it takes. Before Duke and Earl get to the bottom of the Diner's troubles, they'll run into such otherworldly complications as undead cattle, an amorous ghost, a jailbait sorceress, and the terrifying occult power of pig-latin. And maybe - just maybe - the End of the World, too.

Gory, sexy, and flat-out hilarious, Gil's All Fright Diner will tickle your funnybone - before ripping it out of its socket!
©2009 A. Lee Martinez (P)2009 Macmillan Audio
Horror Fantasy Literature & Fiction
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What the critics say

"Fans of Douglas Adams and Joe R. Lansdale...will happily sink their teeth into this combo platter of raunchy laughs and ectoplasmic ecstasy." ( Publishers Weekly)

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wonderful whimsical

This book is simply lovely to read. It just puts a smile on your face throughout. hilarious, goofy and brutal in parts.

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Cute story

This is just a whimsical and fun little story. It’s a nice amuse bouche if you’ve been reading something heavy.

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Will listen again

Non-stop entertainment (better than Helen & Troy ERQ) and an absolutely incredible narrator that I look forward to following!

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