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  • Life Lessons from the Bronx
  • Written by: Desus, Mero
  • Narrated by: Desus, Mero
  • Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (26 ratings)
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Publisher's Summary

New York Times best seller

“Desus & Mero are smarter and funnier than everyone writing books.” (Shea Serrano)

“I will never write anything as hilarious as they have. I give up.” (Malcolm Gladwell)

“These motherf***ers make me laugh until I choke.” (Jia Tolentino)

Named One of the Best Books of the Year by NPR

A wild, hilarious guide to life from the hosts of the hit late-night show Desus & Mero and the Bodega Boys podcast 

Who could have predicted that, after a fateful meeting in a Bronx summer school in the 1990s, Desus and Mero would turn their friendship into an empire of talking to each other? And it’s no surprise — tuning in to them is like listening to the funniest, smartest people you know dissect a topic and then light it on fire. 

Now they’ve written the most essential guide to life of this century, in which all the important questions are asked: How do I talk to my kids about drugs if I do them, too? What are the ethics of ghosting in a relationship? How do I bet on sports? How should I behave in jail? How much is too much to spend on sneakers? Is porn really that bad for me? 

As they put it: “We want to share all we’ve learned, after years in the Bronx streets, with you: the people. So with a lifetime spent building up a plethora of information from trials and tribulations and a handful of misdemeanors, we decided to write this book — a sequel to the Bible, or maybe to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, depending on how big a nerd you are. Let this book be your North Star.”  

©2020 Desus and Mero (P)2020 Random House Audio

What the critics say

“Listen, we all knew that Desus & Mero were smarter and funnier than everyone making TV. I’m sad to now report: They’re smarter and funnier than everyone writing books, too. God-Level Knowledge Darts is a delight. It’s consistently hilarious and surprisingly tender. Every single page made me laugh.”(Number-one New York Times best-selling author Shea Serrano)

“When I met Desus & Mero, I realized that I would never be as funny or cool as they are. And when I read this book, I realized that I would never write anything as hilarious as they have. I give up.” (Malcolm Gladwell, best-selling author of Talking to Strangers)

“Desus & Mero getting famous is one of the greatest cultural blessings in recent history. They are quite possibly the only acceptable source of popular wisdom, and this book is wonderful and ridiculous - these motherf***ers make me laugh until I choke.” (Jia Tolentino, best-selling author of Trick Mirror)

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Delightfully messy

Spicy talk makes the world go round. I might be biased, but I’m not. Throughly enjoyed listening to the takes of these dudes. One of the better audiobooks I’ve heard, well performed and exactly what you would hope for from the brand. It’s stronger than Superman on steroids. 💪🏾

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Critically-acclaimed authors redefine literature

Reading this you’ll be equipped with razor-sharp thoughts and the guts of a burglar. Don’t second-guess, just buy this. Right now.

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Bodega Boys Brilliance

Love the back-and-forth style writing. True modern philosophers. The brand is stronger than ever.

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  • Ernest Opoku
  • 2020-10-21

Ah ah ah

YKTFV
THAT'S WHEN THE BLESSINGS COME IN!!!!!!!
REAL HIP HOP
THIS BOOK WILL HAVE YOU OPEN UP YOUR THIRD EYE

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 2020-09-23

It’s in the title.

A fun ride with the bodega boys dropping some solid life advice.
This book is a keeper and I’d listen to it again.

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  • Sean in Hawaii
  • 2020-12-24

This book sums up millennial losers

Promise to deliver God level knowledge and come up worse than short. No original ideas, none, though plenty of virtue signaling and apologizing if things get even close to real. No mention of the Bronx either, they do mention Staten Island dykman and Bergen County.The other positive reviews must be podcast fan dorks or people who feel sorry for them.

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  • DylMor
  • 2020-10-13

Really like these guys. But, this ain’t it chief!

Out of over the 50 audiobooks I’ve listen to, this was the worst. I wasted 4 hours of my life.

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  • Mel Woods
  • 2020-09-27

Worthy of being listened too.

The situations these gentlemen learned their experience from is uncanny. Not sure how many others would find themselves in the same predicament but this advice is worth taking.

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  • Jaycee Hernandez
  • 2021-05-16

pure unadulterated genius

if you like the bodega boys
if you like Desus and Mero
if you like duo comedies
if you like sorry not sorry attitudes
if you live in a city
if you live in the united states
if you live anywhere in the western world
if you are alive and understand western world concepts and struggles
if you're an alien that understands English and the premise of this review to gauge whether or not to listen and/or save us from these lizard people.
Congratulations you will enjoy this book and you will most likely re-listen to it when you're feeling semi bummed that X happened to Y in Z and W is not solved. :)

enjoy fellow air breather~

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  • Tesilim Akinpelu
  • 2020-12-09

Must Listen

Great content, brilliant delivery and the brand is definitely strong. If you’re a fan or a casual listener of these two comedic geniuses, you’ll love their book.

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  • Justin Welborn
  • 2020-11-26

White non-binary person approved

YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR You already know what it is ballbags #1 in late night AH AH AHHHH yeahhhh let’s get it

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  • Melody Jackson
  • 2020-10-25

Bodega Hive

The brand is strong!!! Thank you, benevolent gods! Good listen! Loved this! Everything they produce is art!!

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  • Jasmine G
  • 2020-10-18

great life darts!

I'm glad I also purchased the audio book after realizing I don't have enough time to sit and read!! great performance guys!

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