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Greetings, Planet Earth!: A Science Fiction Comedy

Jack Gripper Series, Book 1

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Greetings, Planet Earth!: A Science Fiction Comedy

Written by: Steve Heiman
Narrated by: Joe Conley Golden
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The hilarious new science fiction comedy

When a misfit trash collector is chosen by aliens to represent Earth, one wrong move can lead to galactic war. Or, even worse... the end of chocolate!

Jack Gripper loves playing pranks and eating pizza. But when he’s tasked with selecting an alien species to mentor Earth for the next 100 years, he’d better make the right call or the Earth is doomed!

Can he overcome obstacles and diabolical plots to pick the right alien? And, just as important, can chocolate and pizza survive the alien encounter?

©2021 Steve R. Heiman (P)2021 Steve R. Heiman
Adventure First Contact Humorous Science Fiction Fiction Comedy Witty Funny
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Listening for the 4th time. It's funny with an excellent narrator. Love it!!!!!! First contact with different interested and interesting being.

Fun with a twist.

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