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Homicidal Aliens Are Invading and All I Got Is This Stat Menu

All I Got Is This Stat Menu, Book 1

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Infinite power at your fingertips and a target on your back.

Anya Nowicki, along with thousands of people around the globe, has found herself a host for alien technology known as the Archive.

The Archive allows its hosts to alter their minds and bodies in an instant through holographic menu systems. With the touch of a button, anyone can become super strong, gain magical abilities, purchase a giant robot, or become a master in an almost infinite number of skills ranging from advanced combat techniques to fidget-spinning.

However, Anya has also become the target for nightmarish, shape-shifting creatures that have come to Earth following the newfound extraterrestrial tech. The Archive can grant their hosts great power, but it may not be enough to survive the horde of murderous aliens hunting them down.

Homicidal Aliens Are Invading and All I Got Is This Stat Menu contains strong language and graphic violence.

©2022 J.J. Ackerknecht (P)2023 Podium Audio Epic Epic Fantasy Fantasy Fiction First Contact Science Fiction Space Opera Superhero Technology

What the critics say

"Very much worth the read."—Alex Kozlowski, author of Wagga: Alpha Physics
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Story:
the setting is very novel - sort of but not really a system apocalypse. The arrival of system + aliens turned earth into a super hero vs super villain world. MC is a single-brain-cell battle miniac, with strong punches and self healing ... sounds familiar, but the setting is different enough that I don't mind. Characters are interesting and battles are pretty exciting. The book does falter a bit at the end where MC keeps needing to be bailed out and the changing PoV and time was disorienting.

Performance:
pretty good voices, but narrator can't do old men, not a big deal though

fun

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