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  • How To Survive a Horror Movie

  • All the Skills to Dodge the Kills
  • Written by: Seth Grahame-Smith
  • Narrated by: Johnny Heller
  • Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (6 ratings)

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How To Survive a Horror Movie

Written by: Seth Grahame-Smith
Narrated by: Johnny Heller
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Seth Grahame-Smith delivers the definitive, essential guide to making it through a horror movie in one piece. As hilarious as it is useful (if you’re trapped in a scary flick, that is), How to Survive a Horror Movie covers all the bases. Trapped in a haunted house? Check. Stalked by an evil doll? Check. Wandering aimlessly through the remains of the old world as a plague of zombies sweeps over the planet? Check. Grahame-Smith's delightfully gruesome guide is just the thing for horror buffs and anyone who has ever watched a scary movie.
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Heller rocks again!

Johnny Heller is a spectacular narrator, and this “how to” book is brilliantly facetious. It mock horror genres with skill and aplomb, in a way that actually makes you appreciate the genre and it’s tropes even more.

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Very 2011

Not particularly impressed with the “ I’m so clever” writing style. Some of the words used in this book could have been left in 2011.

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