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How to be Champion
- An Autobiography
- Narrated by: Sarah Millican
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Part autobiography, part self-help, part confession, part celebration of being a common-or-garden woman, part collection of synonyms for nunny, Sarah Millican's debut audiobook delves into her super normal life with daft stories, funny tales and proper advice on how to get past life's blips - like being good at school but not good at friends, the excitement of IBS and how to blossom postdivorce.
If you've ever worn glasses at the age of six, worn an off-the-shoulder gown with no confidence, been contacted by an old school bully, lived in your childhood bedroom in your 30s, been gloriously dumped in a Frankie and Benny's, cried so much you felt great, been for a romantic walk with a dog or worn leggings two days in a row even though they smelt of wee from a distance, then this is your audiobook. If you haven't done those things but wish you had, this is your audiobook. If you just want to laugh on a train/sofa/toilet or under your desk at work, this is your audiobook.
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.
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- Anonymous User
- 2019-12-31
Equal parts hilarious and moving
This book should be read with tea and biscuits; as if chatting with Sarah herself.
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- Nicole M.
- 2019-08-28
I couldn’t stop smiling.
Loved this! My family is from the Northeast and listening to Sarah’s accent and slang and above all humor was like being wrapped in a warm blanket of home.
Thank you Sarah Millican for being every woman. For being totally honest and open and giving all of us 40 somethings the ability to laugh at ourselves and be kind to ourselves.
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- FJW
- 2019-03-05
a beautiful autobiography
Loved ever minute of the book, couldn't stop listening once I got started.
Happy with my purchase, and happy to have gotten to know more about one of my favorite comedians.
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- Theresa
- 2023-11-11
Easy listening
She made me smile and her voice is easy to listen to. I would love to she her live.
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- Jason
- 2023-07-01
It’s got all the emotions
Very funny and relatable! Now people don’t have to be creepy and stalk Sarah or try to watch her out out her bins!
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- Bodi Milljour
- 2023-02-08
Absolutely Brilliant!
Sarah has a wonderful way of bringing you into her life. My husband and I were laughing out loud together- it was lovely.
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- Katherine R.
- 2022-11-26
Hilarious
This was full of fun and laughter. Thank you for making me smile. Love you💜
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- Amazon Customer
- 2022-11-16
Very enjoyable
Great book. I'm a big fan and really enjoyed hearing her stories. She's so funny, and comes across as a really nice person too. Thanks for all the laughs!
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- Sarah
- 2022-10-27
Genuine and hilarious!
What a lovely listen! Highly recommend this collection of relatable stories and advice. What a strong, funny, intelligent woman. Makes me feel like it’s okay to be me! 10/10!
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- Andrea Stenberg
- 2022-10-22
Just what I needed
Got this book while in bed with Covid. I laughed out loud in several places and smiled through the rest. If you need something light, pleasant and funny this book is for you.
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- David
- 2018-03-02
Disappointing but probably my fault
I'd seen her on TV on programs like Would I Lie To You? ...I live in Australia...and she was funny and likeable, and the site recommended the title to me, however I found it overly crude and without the subtlety of the greats of English comedy over the years. They didn't need to be "in your face" like this. My mistake in not doing my homework, I guess.
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- Shawn Hookings
- 2019-01-16
Exactly what you expect from Sarah
She also narrates it herself, so you get her humor unfiltered - not through the eyes and ears of another reader, but from the author herself. Pure Geordie humor as you like it.
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- Anne M Welsh
- 2018-08-01
Brilliant!
This was the first time I heard Sara, she is real, fun, and an inspiration to all women.
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- Julia W.
- 2018-06-24
Fantastic!
Fantastic - thoroughly enjoyed this! This book is everything: happy, sad, informative and laugh out loud funny. Thanks for sharing your story with us Sarah.
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- Tracey K.
- 2018-11-11
Charming, funny and open
I loved this uplifting memoir by Sarah Millican. She peppers her narrative with “fuck” but shares some really valuable insights about how to be more kind to yourself and others. Her accent is soft and relaxing and she is really enjoyable to listen to. #funnymemoir #british #tagsgiving #sweepstakes
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- Katie A
- 2018-10-28
Hilarious
Sarah Millican is fantastic and hilarous as always. Parts of this book had me laughing out loud at work! Parts were extremely spot on and made me think. Great book and great narration.
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- olivia rule
- 2019-03-01
Absolutely lovely!
Sarah millican is a delight and a gem of a writer. I hope she comes to the states sometime!!!
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- Glenn Johnson
- 2019-01-25
I LOVE Sarah Millican!
I first saw Sarah Millican on some of my favorite British quiz shows: QI, 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown and the Big Fat Quizzes. She quickly became a favorite. She wickedly funny and beautiful.
This autobiography will make you laugh and cry. In a time when I thought all the clever comidians were in the past I find that there is hope for the quick wit and brilliant observations I thought had gone out of style. Thank you Sarah for bringing such a smile to my face!
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- Anonymous User
- 2018-12-16
If you're considering this one, please get it
I can't recommend this book enough. Listened in two sittings. Hilarious and validating. Absolutely champion.
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- Jason and Ben
- 2018-12-05
A joy and delight! Sarah is just so loveable.
An absolutely wonderful autobiography that's made all the more better by Sarah personally narrating it!
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- Thierry Vincent
- 2022-02-21
Lovely book
This book made me laugh lots and cry a bit. It was well written, well read and thoroughly enjoyable.
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- Celia
- 2017-11-13
Brilliant!
Funny, witty, moving, honest. It was a great read. I don't usually go for audiobooks bit it made sense to hear this one and it was marvellous.
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